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This unattributed 2020 viral video of a sea lion chilling half-underwater is the timeline cleanse you *need*. But it's also a great intro to a discussion of how pinnipeds (walruses, seals, sea lions) SLEEP, especially when they're too far away from a safe "haul out" location. Let's talk about it.

sadly, our scheme to invite britain's most exploitative landlords to a no-win no-entry fee 'landlord of the year' awards ceremony, and drawing up terms which would see them forfeit that entrance deposit for so much as entering the building, had to be shelved (fraud) but you can imagine it instead :)

wokes! wokes everywhere! they're controlling wikipedia, they're under the bed, they're in the walls!

I am not reflexively pro-Yorkshire but when it comes to ruined abbeys you do in fact gotta hand it to them. Some absolutely marvellous piles of stones that used to be a thing. Only Tintern can maybe claim to be better.

Perhaps pretending to be terrified the Green Party will feed the fash Hobbits of Merrie Olde England to Madame Guillotine is stupid, irresponsible, wildly inflammatory and recklessly playing into the hands of the racist, repressive far right? Well, I would say we made our choice on this circa 2018.

Power Stone is out as part of a Capcom retro collection, and Gigabash (whilst probably more influenced by King of the Monsters) ticks some of the same boxes But yeah, they should make a new Power Stone store.steampowered.com/app/1546400/...

"This just gives Reform fuel!" "That just plays in to the hands of the rightwing press!" "They have to be better than this because the right latches on to it!" These are all true 100% of the time whenever the left does anything at all leftwing because the right never stops whining and complaining.

I've had that one. I think the lack of speed is my brain trying not to have to continuously come up with believable terrain as I go Same reason it won't let me read a book: my brain knows it can't come up with plausible text that fast, so it distracts me or adds pictures instead lousy brain

- bonus points if it's that joke's first and only like. finally it found its audience: someone as irony-poisoned and with the same obscure media references as you All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle etc 🥲

Social media is far from perfect but there are two extremely excellent things that sometimes happen - someone likes and reposts your joke and follows you immediately. yeah man, landed that one - some wisecrack you made months or years before and immediately forgot about suddenly gets a like

this is an insult to the noble people of Japam 🫡

now to see if my 4.4k followers are not just bots, but real folk. So, signal boost, tell ye friends!

Once you have a lot of money it becomes easier to get more money by doing nothing, which disincentivizes work. This is why all our billionaires post insane bullshit all day. If they had to work they'd be too busy to act like this, doubly benefiting society

reminds me a lot of Power Stone www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_rQ...

"He called for his specially-modified custom warhorse..."

Polanski must retire from public life over the most minor indirect social media oopsie over someone else's mildly spicy t-shirt Meanwhile Starmer could quote Powell, Farage can accept cash from weird billionaires & Badenoch can say, well,any of the things she says but their careers must go on 🤔

People who are suddenly deported to countries they haven’t been to for years — or, in some cases, have NEVER been to — are incredibly vulnerable. We are going to be reading stories like this for years. God have mercy on their three little girls.

that's a dude who's spent too much time around other dudes, all bored out of their minds, doing Jackass without the budget

"This is what we're up against"