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I think there's a lot of reasons to like or dislike a movie and the best way to make those reasons acceptable is to not be absolutely bizarre and infuriating when you speak to people about them

There are plenty of wonderful Gen X’ers, but we all know the ones I’m talking about.

Nobody Wants To Know Anything About Gen X should be the name of a documentary about Millennials during the 2007 financial crash.

They’re small compared to GE.

Decided to support a small business that was unjustly slandered by the Trump administration.* *I got Taco Bell.

We were poor growing up so we had to buy abridged manga. I only got to read The Gist of The North Star

the concept for an antichrist is really funny cuz it implies that christ has like, a nega-scott-pilgrim, which then implies that christ is like scott pilgrim

If someone left me rice krispy treats while I was on a job, I would do my level best to crush their enemies like Conan the Barbarian. You’re a good egg, Jon.

Seriously though, shout out to the LAFD for putting up with this sort of thing. One of you is worth more than like 500+ LAPD goons in terms of sheer helpfulness to the public.

Fun fact: did you know that firefighters now have portable EKGs and they will just lift up your shirt in the middle of the street and plant those stickers on you in front of your neighbors? Because I found out tonight, boy howdy.

Guess what has two thumbs and almost took an ambulance ride thanks to a wonky blood pressure reader making him think he was having a hypertension crisis? 👍This guy!👍

(Except any libraries or librarians that embrace AI, as someone pointed out. They can walk into the sea for their betrayal.)

Any and all jokes I have about Marvel casting a guy who dick-rides hardcore for the IDF to play the literal devil is funnier than anything that actor has ever made.

rip to da homie

In case you didn’t know, librarians and libraries absolutely whip ass.

Possibly my favorite anime character I’ve ever cosplayed

BEFORE ANYONE STARTS IN, NO, OUR ORGANIZATION HAD NO HAND IN THAT MEPHISTO CASTING.

A frequent problem with a polycule. … Oh, you mean the consoles.