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POV: You're in Morne Tunnel and you just killed the Scaly Misbegotten

KEN JENNINGS (the category is Monkey Business): Though they weren't raised by apes, "Tarzan Boy" was a smash hit for this European one-hit wonder named after an American city. ME (mouth full of egg salad even after the producer took what he thought was all the food I snuck in): What's West Vagina

Being a gardener is probably so easy. That invisible guy does most of the work

I should have gone private at this exact moment

fuck what the lawyers say im White Ludacris

I'm on the sea biscuit diet. I see a biscuit and then I eat horse meat

HYPNOTIST (trying to help someone quit caffeine): You are getting very awake

they should make an anti-gun where when you fire it the bullet stays in the same place but you shoot off into safety at bullet speed

i hate when a villain presses a secret switch and suddenly the stairs turn into a slide. somebody's gonna get hurt

whenever someone is annoying me I just say to myself "oh this poor guy has The Condition. he can't help it. the disease is doing this to him." There's no such thing as The Condition but I think it's nice to pretend there is

the placebo effect isn't real. humans just have the ability to turn fake medicine real with their brain

tiger knee is a funny name for a martial arts technique. the knee might be the least dangerous part of a tiger

Ben Stiller confirms that they are "nearly done" imagining parts of season 3 of Severance and will "probably begin filming right after we run out of money"

Sorry I don't believe the airplane preacher stuff. It's staged/deceptively edited. I've been on an airplane and I noticed that they don't really like when you fuck around very much at all

Learning a lot about music production

We were poor growing up so we had to buy abridged manga. I only got to read The Gist of The North Star

is it really "dying on this hill" to just go on and on about something? you're just screaming on this hill. All we can do is hope that you'll die

to me, every marker is a magic marker. I'm pretty easily impressed

You heard the woman. *cocking shotgun* now turn the beat around