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Heartbreaking hearing that the woman who Platner raped was hesitant to come forward because she agreed with his politics and didn’t want to damage the movement. If you didn’t already realize, this sort of thing happens a lot you just don’t usually hear about it

Long term planning or just copying how the biggest baby is acting? Because I don’t think many of them are long term planning… it’s just going to be poopie diaper season until the baby is replaced by someone with some rudimentary potty training.

Nice polite republicans.

If you're looking around the table and every other guy's a fox or a hen then you're the sack of grain

Dishes shouldn’t get loud until the third episode…

That raccoon penis math go crazy. Think Cheryl knows he bit it off and didn’t use a knife?

Apparently the Pope has read Baudrillard.

You cannot reason or find compromise with people who are so unhinged that even the simplest gesture of support for trans people provokes a shrieking tantrum, and it is pointless to try. Some people really need to learn this.

what if i told you that botanically, "vegetables" don't exist? fruits are the product of a flower of a plant but there is no singular classification for a vegetable because it could be any part of a plant that is edible

Yesterday @reified-systems.itch.io pointed out that Basil's face from this Fawlty Towers VHS collection is nearly exactly The Expression from Disco Elysium, and my mind is blown. I genuinely think this may be the original inspiration! So many details match up

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

hundreds of billions spent on videocards which are each just tens of thousands of 2ghz processors zipping away to train 40+ gigs of 16bit floating point values to be slightly better at predicting the next token in a series of tokens that very obviously won't ever be capable of simply spelling a word

the massive Stake clipping industrial complex convinced every legacy media outlet and television show on the planet to talk about Clavicular because journalists can't figure out that the KickChamp5000 account posting 30 times in the last 24 hours might not be authentic

Kid says they're trans, NYT is skeptical and concerned. Guy says God teleported him to Waffle House, well, NYT just reports the facts

It’s funny to me because I get the “as a lawyer I would get my client out of this shit.” But I feel like you wouldn’t take on a client who won’t pay you, will get you disbarred, and isn’t going to follow your suggestions to not take any bait.

yes you fucking morons free preschool for everyone or it becomes just "free preschool for the poors" and then you call them leeches and ask for tax breaks when really we want free preschool for everyone because we want smart well adjusted kids why is this so hard? www.nytimes.com/2026/03/31/n...

No thanks, already had a walk and I’m fairly hydrated right now. Thanks for thinking about me tho!