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LeJawn

I drafted an email, and my fiancée goes “I’m just gonna make it more girly,” changes a period to an exclamation point, and hits send

This didn’t get nearly enough traction from my ~5 followers

I’m BORED

The 2025 & 2026 Mets sacrificed themselves so Zohran could win

No more apropos guy to be the final out of a dying empire than a Roman.

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

Heard a Washed Out song on a Waldorf Astoria commercial and I almost broke my own arm

The world has been run for a half-century by people who don’t mute themselves on Zoom meetings

Can we start referring to Turnstile as Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater Soundtrack Revival? Because that’s what’s keeping me alive

In DC, “how you doing with the snow and ice” has crossed the line from conversational pleasantry to genuine community solidarity

Bro they’re playing Bloc Party in Whole Foods and I’m enjoying it. I’m chopped smdh

the 6-7 phenomenon is in no way different from any other catchphrase that kids have yelled out at any point in the last hundred years, there's no daylight between that and when i was in high school, the year straight where every guy kept yelling "i'm rick james bitch"

Wait til Gen Alpha finds out about Six Sigma

My gf is rallying for two consecutive bday parties by singing along to the Shrek 2 soundtrack through brushing her teeth. She is My Light.

“Cringe if ye must” is the type of phrase that Gen Z folks would openly shit on before coopting it as their own 4 months later on TinkTonk

Hilarious that Gen Z’s defining trait is A Fear of Being Cringe because fearing cringe is extraordinarily cringe

I wonder if this has anything to do with the country with the GIGANTIC STAR OF DAVID committing genocide “on the Jews’ behalf”

#LGM