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Holy shit Baltimore this storm - stay safe. There was just hail and our part of Pratt is flooding.

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Ultimately, shorter tests are good (until we can get to no tests), but this is ridiculous framing. These tests don’t actually show anything! They’re just measures of poverty and parent education levels! There’s years and years of research saying this!

I think the Knicks (!!!) have someone spoiled my 5 yr old. He expects every team he likes to win everything every time now. How do I tell him he’s also a Tottenham supporter? I’ve tried “The Knicks hadn’t won since before daddy was born!” but that didn’t work, lol.

August 2nd can’t come soon enough

Man, @theonion.com is the greatest.

Can I add your pop-up ads-related trauma?

Saw two god-awful takes this morning: 1) Zohran should focus on NYC! (re: Bibi/ICC) 2) Ms. Rachel is gatekeeping caring about kids with her antisemitism So, uh

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Transcend, I’m not sure, but Apple’s Murderbot is perfect. Exactly the right tone with the books, Sanctuary Moon is perfect, incredibly fun.

Me after the cousins dog walk during Thanksgiving

Willie Coffee absolutely slaps. If we want to go with what he was called in the old country, Wolff Coffee is even better.

Yall we can be annoyed and terrified at how the GOP and Trump portrays himself but this clearly like a basketball/sports twitter type of phrasing not a “he is the one true god” phrasing. Fuck these nerds, obviously, but we don’t need to make up shit they’re doing.

I don’t care about the ESPYs but Jalen Brunson, who scored 45 points in a closeout game in the Finals and was Finals MVP, is walking around with a cast/brace on his dominant wrist that he apparently hurt before the series even started. A truly all-time across all sports performance.

Djail

My son wants Argentina to win (he’s 5, this is the first sports events he’s followed closely it rocks) but I’m ready for maximum Djed.

ICE illegally arresting people where they have no jurisdiction due to local ordinances vibes

Yesterday at Cape Henlopen (Delaware state park), one of the beach patrol kids (early 20s) had a Three Percenter tattoo on his chest and a Nazi-adjacent eagle tattoo on his thigh. I emailed Delaware State Parks this morning, wonder how that’ll go! This sucks! I love the Delaware state parks!

All the dunking on this aside, the Senate isn’t a normal workplace! You ostensibly care about your constituents! If someone actively made their lives worse, fuck that guy even if he had good bits!