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DEBATE MODERATOR: Our next segment is called Remember Some Guys. Former Governor Cuomo, please begin. CUOMO: Alex Rodriguez? (crowd grumbling and booing; hot mic picks up someone saying "not a Guy") MAMDANI: Lucas Duda (crowd going nuts)

My gf set up a bday party for me in DC to see them next week, and I’m praying for rain

*ROBBY* *STARBUCK* is a real name?!?

Burn the hammock

Living in Brooklyn 2015-18 feels like I took the last chopper out of Nam, if 1960s Nam turned into a dystopian technocratic hellscape

Dems were FULLY cooked after this. Trusting them at all thereafter was a fool’s errand.

Outside of straight-up asking someone their age, the best way to determine if someone’s a younger millennial vs. Gen Z is asking them who D12 is

I’m gon fix your sickness like it’s calcium or bismuth @fontainesdc.bsky.social

I will never forget how the Biden-Harris Administration’s *entire* victory was getting Trump out of office, but only for 4 years by refusing to admit we were watching a genocide in real time

Attending any Zoom or Teams meeting over 30 minutes should get you a tax break

Battle of the Red States for the NBA Finals in Trump’s America? Hell yeah, brother!

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

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If one of my teams wins a championship, the entire world is gonna hear about my resilience until my last dying breath

Boomers love to buy 2020 BLM merch and then still argue cops are protectors

DOGE should be called Teenage Mutant Neo-Nazis

Sure, millennials got screwed in every facet imaginable, but nobody can take away the pure joy of seeing Snakes On A Plane live in theaters at 16

There are three types of drag queen names, and it’s like Asia Phoenix, Kalina Ottawa Vanderbilt, or Mud.

Probably because issuing these offers to foreigners is considered DEI