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will take any excuse to post my favorite LeBron thing ever

post a perfect album from the '90s

Can't believe nobody beat me to this one

i’m at the taco bell i’m at the urgent care i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care

Maybe if Coach Z is the hotel's guest relations manager

the thing about auto debt bombs is when they go off, the owner gets to sell the vehicle again

He loved Axe Body Spray and cilantro and always shot the food when he played Gauntlet

And there it is: Denver (DIA) hits 100° for the 2nd time in 5 days, breaking the old daily record of 99° (1963). Reminder: Denver averages less than one 100° day/year long-term, and <2 in the 30-year (1990-2020) window. #COwx

Saltines are the Last Food. Having only Saltines at home is arguably worse than having no food at all.

Did the bartender play?

I will never forget on January 20, 2025 when Joe Biden shook Donald's hand and told him "Welcome home."

Gilbert Gottfried

You can do whatever you want on the mountain, but at the end of the day your only competitor is you, and your progress is the only criterion for success

I feel the same way about snowsports. There are young folks spending all day in the park trying to land one trick, middle-aged guys carving through glades and landing little technical jumps, and 75yo former ski racers gliding past me effortlessly at 60mph

This guy looks like a younger version of the hobo that tried to be my friend in Gainesville, FL so he could sell my friends bunk drugs. "I'm Farm d' Family!"

A man looked at me!! Am I about to be HUMAN TRAFFICKED??

I'm so sick of "Be safe!" as a parting wish. I'm going home, not defusing a bomb. Recreational fear is a big industry, and true crime media from Law and Order to murder podcasts is responsible for driving many of us insane