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Any shop can look ominous in “The Prisoner” font!

My wife and I have a game where we try to invent the day’s grossest-sounding word on NYT Spelling Bee.

(to the tune of “Buffalo Soldier”) Odyssey Discourse

Saltines are the Last Food. Having only Saltines at home is arguably worse than having no food at all.

I'm so old I remember when "US signs nuclear pact" was generally good news.

Lashing myself to my theater seat during the third hour of The Odyssey to resist the siren song of the urinal.

Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca

I don’t think AI is the future and I’m 100% basing this on how nobody likes those kitchen trash cans with the powered lids.

The buoys are back in town.

This baby’s like aw yeah FAMOUS TRIALS, let’s gooooo

The Man.

‘Jeopardy!’ Celebrates Longtime Announcer Johnny Gilbert’s 98th Birthday‘Jeopardy!’ announcer Johnny Gilbert is 98 today. On Monday, July 13, the game show’s Instagram paid tribute to its longtime host.people.com

I told someone a story about a Waymo earlier and just realized I called it a “Venmo” throughout. Didn’t even notice. This is comedy old person behavior!

How can an island be called Widow’s Bay. That’s not an island it’s a bay.

Rare @tricialockwood.bsky.social sighting in London! I hate to brag but I went to elementary school with her husband!

When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.

cc: @jonbois.bsky.social

This is correct, Toronto is full of lovely baseball fans proudly cheering on their hometown team. The Western Canadians pre-gaming in strip mall parking lots off I-5 every July are not true fans!

The real Team USA win is the Mariners winning the summer Blue Jays series when thousands of drunk Canadian casuals always pour into Seattle. Slink back to Alberta in shame, invaders.

wtf