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Ken Jennings

The real Team USA win is the Mariners winning the summer Blue Jays series when thousands of drunk Canadian casuals always pour into Seattle. Slink back to Alberta in shame, invaders.

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Andrew Brown

You could write the entire history of Major League Baseball without mentioning the Mariners.

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Brad?

Skipping Ichiro would be malpractice. (Or Griffey, for that matter.) (Or the 116-win team.)

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Andrew Brown

Ichiro transcends team, unless you’re lamenting how many years he spent losing in Seattle. Other guys did all the homerun stuff we thought Griffey might do. He’s skipable. (Don’t take me seriously I’m being a hater like Ken)

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Raeve

I still want Jon to do a video on "What if the Mariners could score just one lousy point whenever Felix Hernandez was on the mound" and what it would do for his stats, like Bonds without a bat.

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Mike

Not sure what “transcends team” means here. In what way? All of his meaningful US accomplishments were with one team.

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Mike

(I did just see your advisement to not take you seriously)

Dude in Basement

Don't forget King Felix's perfect game. One of just 24 in the history of the sport.

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Andrew Brown

The coolest thing King Felix did was hit a grand slam off Johan Santana

Shawn Foss

The Mariners who have the best single-season win total of the last 120 years?

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Andrew Brown

The 1998 New York Yankees won 125 games.

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Andrew Brown

Actually wait is it too late to not take this side?

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Shawn Foss

The post-season, is, by definition, not part of the season.

Nerdieo

we literally hold the record for most wins in a single season and it's only ever been tied, never beaten

Tomato Szn

You could, if your goal was to write a shitty incomplete history.

stupidshouldhurt

How could you write a history of baseball without mentioning the only team to never even bothering to make it to the World Series?

Dan Ray

Just for saying that you get no cream cheese on your dog and no garlic on your fries.

Ryan

They have three three Hall of Famers — four if you count Randy Johnson. A baseball history without Ken Griffey Jr., Ichiro, Edgar Martinez, and Randy Johnson isn’t much of a baseball history.

Foolish Samwise

I can’t choose just one reaction image to sum up how awful this take is, so take your pick of these 10.

Jorge

My first thought was Junior, because I saw Ichiro play right field in Miami.

Frankendarling

A history of MLB without Ken Griffey Jr. or Ichiro is not a history worth reading.

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Andrew Brown

Diamondback.

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Fuck ICE

Yeah tbh the main thing you need to know about Randy is he killed a bird so this works

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Fuck ICE

"How awesome was this guy's shit? *turns chair backwards* Well let me take ya back to 2001..."

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PVB

Always a Mariner first

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Andrew Brown

Expo first, baby

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PVB

FTW so was Pedro and so many other stars

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Jason Markusoff

Expo.

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Shawn Foss

I don't know how those teams from '95-'98 weren't more successful. Griffey A-Rod Randy Edgar Martinez Jay Buhner Jamie Moyer for 2 and half of those seasons too. They were a juggernaut offense that just couldn't find enough pitching.

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Build the Wallenberg

As a Cubs fan, maybe the fact that you ended in Jaime Moyer is a tell.

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Canadian Club & COINTEL

G. Kenneth Griffey? The White Sox outfielder?

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Giant Space Ants

The MLB history book needs a full-page lenticular photo that you can tilt back and forth to see Griffey's swing