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WHAT

100% a internal awakening

you're being fed vanilla and going, "Ooh, this is too spicy!!!"

god, remember when people were so pathetically vanilla that they thought Lae'zel was "ugly"

In the beginning, the wolves inside you were spaced by 24 weeks. Then twelve, then six, then every two weeks.The last one was a week. In four days we could be seeing a wolf inside you every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. We should witness a double event within seven days.

actually, uh...very famously, both Fury Road and Road Warrior have a REALLY BIG plot point about how fuel is neither infinite nor lasts forever like... Gas Town? The bit where the guzzoline was all fake in Road Warrior???

Catra is so mastigos coded it's unreal which is wild because it's glimmer who teleports

what???

Adora: "Catra, the Exarchs...are evil!" Catra: "...WELL, DUH!"

I have two Catradora crossover ideas in my head warhammer has adora as an aspiring champion who doesn't know chaos is evil and catra as the local beastman (girl) who everyone at the camp shits on mage the awakening adora is an obrimos and catra is a mastigos

cashier today told me he knew me from twitter and said him and his partner still use “the butter’s penthouse” 😭

"your fantasy story should think of the logistics" counterpoint the only thing my fantasy story is thinking about is BIG FAT ORC COCKS

elves don't eat food or drink water unless it's important for the story while orcs have immortal genetic engineered cows that make infinite steak and piss wine, neither side has to worry about agriculture at all

Anyone else see the new slow mo guys unbirthing video

Revelry is also good I will use both

oh no, no no no no no no no Quake is important. It's not *good*

it's okay! ...MENACE has such good fucking sound design, holy shit

Revel is a word but they try and claim revelment ISN'T fuck off revelment is a word, it means "all that reveling you're doing"

something I need to do at some point in Orcs vs Elves is that a bunch of the Orcish Hoard and the elven Kingdoms live in a kind of magically induced post-scarcity orgython