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Manufacture implies the existence of manuliar…man u…man you liar…goddammit am I doing this right?

Find the side words from your birth year that perfectly described YOUR vibe Anti-sexist Clonazepam Guilt Trip Punk Rock Unmacho *honorable mention Erectile Dysfunction 🤣

Phone breaks are important - If I remain engaged in this app for more than 5 minutes at a time I forget im driving

Sarcasm is art

Greenhouse Gas Effect ⬇️ Global Warming ⬇️ Climate Change ⬇️ (Coming Soon) Ambient Atmosphere *brought to you by your friends at $

🎶 everybody shaaaaarts…..sometimes

Introduce yourself with something you think it’s important that folks know about you: FUCK THE DODGERS

Grace Period would be a handsome name for a girl

pronouncing missouri like misery

Aug 1980: Casio C80 ad from W.H.Smith (+Casio 95 QS 42B and Casio F300) «A day in the life of a Casio C80»

Well frankly, I don’t like you either.

I said I would eat 23 hot dogs at the baseball game and my husband said, "What are you, the Michael Jordan of hot dogs" and I retorted, "Yes, we have a lot in common: went to the same college, we're both tall and we've both touched a basketball" and I have never seen a man laugh so hard

All research and successful drug policy show that treatment should be increased (... And law enforcement decreased while abolishing mandatory minimum sentences 🤟

This song is 25 years old but still on point today and goddamn it get me riled up

System Of A Down - Prison SongListen to Prison Song on TIDALtidal.com

shitty people get zero attention from me. I include my parents in this door slam they don't exist. I've walked away from people in the middle of a sentence. shitty people can only cause harm. like my therapist said, they have been crazy a lot longer than you've been sane, you will be harmed.

Aggressively reposting my brilliant joke hundreds of times, over and over again, until you fucking people finally get that you either like my joke, or this is the only post you will ever see until we're all fucking dead

How the fuck did you find me? What’s that? Ahhh of course Mark the narc is a fuckin cop now. Alright yes, I’ll be there. But I’m NOT doin coke in the bathroom all night again. No…no I don’t care if Felicia brought back the good Colombian shit. ~ me getting the call about 35 yr HS class reunion

Wallowing until further notice.

When you change yourself, you change the world.