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I hate Indiana Nazis

Husband: What would you think about a gift you didn't ask for, may or may not want, and implies you need to lose weight? Wife: You could just ask me what I want. Husband: Merry Christmas, here's a Peloton.

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best film adaptation of the odyssey, wrong answers only

how have I not seen this yet

To be read in the cadence of Positive Jam

Name a song where someone dies/is murdered.

Name a song where someone dies/is murdered. Let's try this again...

Name a song where someone dies/is murdered.

Name a song where someone dies/is murdered.

Name a song where someone dies/is murdered.

At first glance, I thought that was Clint Howard.

Police murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here.

You need an ID to see The Hold Steady.

Saint Paul Jacket wearers, DM your Jacket cell coordinator for an important update. Phase II is imminent. I repeat, Phase II is imminent. Oculo Porcorum 👁️

Olive Garden's owners say that you do not have to show ID to get pasta at an Olive Garden. A guy who shits himself in public and struggles to pass basic cognitive tests says that you do. For busy restaurant-goers, it can be hard to know who to trust.