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hey real quick why does the word “nudification” exist

actually that one’s fine. it’s a normal proctologist, well reviewed etc

twitter is your bank. yahoo is your doctor. delta airlines is your divorce lawyer. your child goes to daycare at northrop grumman

is it too late to put the CEO on the rocket

arrested, indicted and had his name splashed all over the internet over some made-up bullshit and DOJ just shrugs and walks away. he should sue the dick and balls off the government

victor marx is going to iran to open the strait of hormuz solo

and now the paper of record is giving her more oxygen

what if we just showed the president and the fox news guy in charge of the military an AI google image of a smoking crater where iran used to be, then we call it good

he carved it into a tree down by the swamp

fetterman is going to be so mad you photographed him

"without a guard on the clippers" this is darius garland erasure!

I've seen more posts from the pedophile-adjacent apartheid emerald miner in the past month since moving over here than I did in three years on twitter, because I had him blocked. perhaps some of the people posting here are the problem

these guys really think the "[___] will continue until morale improves" line isn't satire. fuck me

my friend told me lake michigan keeps eating his boats so I asked him how many boats he has and he said he just goes to the boat store and gets a new boat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding boats to lake michigan and then his daughter started crying

if he doesn’t say “wicker? I barely know er!” I’m out

every company is adding protein to everything because within 12 months meat will be too expensive for the general populace

I would like for him to cut his breathing by 600 percent

not sure what the rules are or if I'm allowed to post this on here, but the trader joe's chocolate babka is pretty good

checking in on nextdoor and boy am I troubled by the idea that these people have votes weighted the same as yours and mine

“you’re right — I told you to continue straight when I should’ve told you to turn and avoid the cliff. that’s on me! but you handled it like a boss when you regained consciousness. nothing but fast and furious vibes and big gearshift energy. would you like me to call 911?”