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Weird that people aren't noticing that these dipshits are doing this because it is not just a captive audience, but one where every institution on the plane will protect *them* and not a heckler. They know that you know that an air marshall will attack you for telling them to shut the fuck up.

Was just talking with a friend about how jeans, a red checked button down shirt and a newspaper from that day is an easy dead Mitch McConnell Halloween costume and now she sends me this:

I’m a lid down person and we use separate bathrooms in the house. If one gets in, it’s gonna be in his terlet. I’m not doin nuthin. It’s his problem to figure out how to fish it out. Lol

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Hmmmm. Wonder if he knows more about this than random posters who have never been to Kentucky

Good idea!

Our downstream piping to septic is very well known, hence “honey, fish the effing critter out of the toilet” response

the amount of times a number traces back to a guesstimate, and then has usually undergone distortion along the way. for instance, the sports industry, when arguing for legalization of gambling, used a figure that ended up getting quoted repeatedly in the Supreme Court hearings ...

So, once upon a time, I was doing a deep dive into what Christian seminary textbooks say about Jews, and I started trying to figure out where the assertion that 1st-century Jews hated shepherds came from. (Cited in peer-reviewed papers!) Traced it to its source: an 1800s guy just made it up.

I’m not sure that I would consider plugging the toilet with that. Glad yours went down. Lol I would tell the guy “you’re dealing with this one, not me” as I do with the mouse traps. His job.

this cat knows what you did and is judging you so hard rn

I’m uninclined to use anything meta anymore. They’ve enshittified the web browser versions so much they are barely usable. I only want to see the fucking accounts I’ve followed. End of story.

I worked at Disney a while ago. Do you know why theme parks are so safe? Because OOSHA reps can walk the track on any ride at any time and any safety violation they see is a $10,000 fine. Each. Theme parks are not safe because the company cares. They're safe because it's cheaper to comply.

Do you know why airlines are so safe? Because we regulate the ever-loving shit out of them. You don't have to like government regulations. They can be annoying. I promise they have saved your life. They happen when people get hurt or die. Every single one is written in blood.

Mer de Glace 1992 | 2026 Largest French glacier, 32 years ago and today! 😭 Glacier retreat 100% due to anthropogenic activity over this period! 📷 via @MiguelMorenatti

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Behold! Natee demystifies one of the diabolical puzzles of the universe.

I have a friend with the last name of storm. We’ve given her lots of nicknames over the years, but my favorite was “una tormenta” or just tormenta. She was not quite appreciative but she is a total whirlwind when she shows up in your life.

I remember. Glad you’re here.