Профиль

In the game I'm working on, there's someone whose character voice touchstone is the RTJ bar "I will walk into a courtroom while erect screaming Yes I Am Guilty Motherfuckers I Am Death" but in the Zechs Merquise dub voice I'm done with their lines now, but the intrusive thought still haunts me

Personally I will just continue to prove that I don't use AI by simply not creating dogshit thoughtless text conveying zero information in the guise of syntactically valid English—do you really think anyone is gonna look at that em dash here and think "oh yeah man, a computer CAN be that bitchy"

The thing though is that she really IS just incredible math

I went searching for a screenshot of the wildest, least subtle bit of imagery in all of Stand Alone Complex because I wanted to talk about it after having just finished the series for the first time, and this was the first result yeah man. I think it just might be

Sometimes I catch myself thinking "who even CARES about the intro to a sex scene, I should just cut to the chase and stop worrying" and it's in that split second right before admitting defeat that I come with the fucked up sexy thing that ends up selling the whole scene's eroticism

My biggest fighting game goal is to be the person that someone sees as their first match in the bracket and goes "oh fuck, not HER, I'm cooked"

A really useful skill to have on the internet is to respond to seeing something absurd and shocking by asking "should I be taking this at face value, or is this just fetish content that I don't understand?"

God's most 2-2 warrior checking in for our last tournament before our big annual. You'll never guess my score

The best time to quit Twitter was in 2007. The second best time is right now. Anything else is just quibbling over third

when the bug in the internal tooling turns out to be absolutely insane and makes you want to kill someone, but also you still want to make sure that the team understands that it's your responsibility to fix it and that shouldn't hold them back from reporting issues

I thought this was a really hard question and was really racking my brain to figure out what it could be, but then I remembered I'd just blocked out seeing Snakes on a Plane on opening weekend