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DON'T RESPOND TO THIS WITH 2-2 JOKES I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I WENT 5-2 IN THIS BRACKET _AND_ IT TURNED OUT LATER THAT I WAS SICK AS A DOG AT THE TIME

HOW DO I KEEP CATCHING STRAYS LIKE THIS

Shaking her and telling her exactly this whenever she threatens to end it all for the fourth time this week

The second best way to be consistent in your conversions is to practice for dozens of hours until recognizing the situation happens instantly without needing conscious thought. Unfortunately, the best way is no longer an option: just do the same thing every single time

Wait it's worse than this. Now I still have to do the awful input for SOME meaty attacks, but a totally different one for throw. I can't believe Capcom is forcing me to actually learn different routing for different situations 😔😔😔

Wait. You're right

Believing in yourself is a muscle you can exercise

So how many phases are we talkin'

[accidentally doing Kermit instead] a perfect Yoda voice, she can do

I keep thinking about how fucking loud that shrimp crunching is when the music stops and it's suddenly no longer a fun little travelogue

this is somehow even worse than Mr. Brightside in a business hotel. yes they're bangers but this is not worth the psychic damage

I listen to that album all the time but the video is sooooooo perfect

Yeah but depressed instead of rowdy

zero points for guessing which character this is when the game comes out because it will be INSANELY obvious

ACCELERANDO? THEY THOUGHT THAT ABOUT ACCELERANDO??? THAT IS LIKE THE MOST "DON'T BUILD THE TORMENT NEXUS" BOOK TO EVER EXIST. LITERALLY A BOOK FROM 2005 WITH A HUGE BIT ABOUT SOCIETY NOT HAVING ANTIBODIES AGAINST LLM-DRIVEN SCAMS

Guy who's really excitedly telling you about the Capitol Hill mystery vending machine

Oh fuck THAT'S what I missed in my big Mid-00s Bangers rewatch spree

Wren go eat something

I caught Obsession in a completely sold out theatre and there was a couple unable to find adjacent seats and they were VERY audibly getting heated at each other because of it. Did a great job setting the tone!