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becoming a parent has turned out to be a great excuse to learn the entire alphabet. sometimes he’ll ask me what a letter is and i’m like well shit, bubba. let’s find out together

i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like

this last drive kept me fed for two days can yall feed me today

Being a quirky little faggot is so important

Half my fucking timeline (me included)

five more minute handler.. #BEDHOUND

thats a terrible terrible mistranslation

What if I gave you a bloody gauntletjob in the rear line of the battlefield after easily besting you in single combat

Today I learned that baby cranes are called "colts" because their legs are so long and they can run around like idiots shortly after hatching. This is delightful, I enjoy knowing this.

QRP with your most popular piece on bsky ~

What I do instead of going to therapy

Can we please make helicopters that look like dragonflies again plzzzzz this is so important...

it really cannot be overstated that every active mormon is a danger to you, your family, and your friends. they give money to an increasingly reactionary cult and arm of the john birch society, that actively spends money and brings labor power to take away your rights and murder you

"Untitled Slide Box 2," slide 15 of 25 [gallery]

Neon Genesis Evangelion but instead it takes place in Massachusetts and instead of cicadas it had morning doves and instead of being a drunk Misato drinks iced coffee, but she’s also still a drunk and has a heavy lowell accent

Goodnight!!!!!

Fun fact about porn artists, we talk like welders when no one’s watching. “S’quality lining there. What is that, 10 point?” “12 point felt at 600, ‘bout 10 stability.” “PS or CSP?” “CSP.” “Mm.” “Myup.”

chopped and screwed by an unthinking machine... 😀

🍃 unfortunately, this is my unironic political position now

car brain is the real-life equivalent to the myths about toxoplasmosis. efforts to reduce trash rotting in the street festering with disease and rats being met with "but muh parking!?????" is beyond parody. these people would happily live in a landfill if it had assigned parking.