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Neon Genesis Evangelion but instead it takes place in Massachusetts and instead of cicadas it had morning doves and instead of being a drunk Misato drinks iced coffee, but she’s also still a drunk and has a heavy lowell accent

what the fuck is the Boss Baby even about

i went to lunch with JK Rowling, and i’m sorry to my trans brothers and sisters, but I have to inform you that while she was eating her salad I noticed there was a huge dead cricket in it and when I told her she said “the little things dont bother me” as she stabbed it with her fork and took a bite

E-Girl Step Sister Cheats On Her Step Brother With Her Husband’s Brother’s Trans Sister Stuck In Washing Machine Next To The Free Use Cuck Chair (sponsored by Zocdoc)

season 3 of The Rehearsal is gonna come out and the last episode is gonna take place live in 2028 as Nathan Fielder takes the presidency and issues a first day executive order being the restoration of Nathan for You on Paramount+

cleaned my room and played 20 hours of pathogenic

hi fellas, my dearest and shortest friend Tiny hit a sinkhole on his skateboard in Philly the other week due to neglect by the city (they were alerted multiple times prior and have still yet to fill it) if you have anything you could toss his way it would be much appreciated!! (more info below)

isn’t sneedhon the thing the lorax called the onceler in The Lorax?

stop me if this is too much but do u guys ever think about how the jews control the israeli media?

have a treat, it’s on the house

The dude from Carpe is coming for ur dog woman’s armpits

holy fuck socialization discourse is so retarded when no one involved knows what the fuck socialization actually means holy shit im so sick of it. years of yelling at the void. everyone on every side of the forever discourse go read a book

trying way too hard to act and sound like Trump, kind of embarrassing. You do not have Donny’s juice, dont even try.

grok, generate me the qualia of the tender touch from a woman who sees me for who I am, not just for my massive hog

No way in hell I will be posting my pre-transition selfies, but I extend a warm congratulations to everybody and their progress 🫡

oddessey deez nuts

star king never misses

heheh … yeag

God is a kiwifarms user