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Pleased to announce that recently my catchy name for eco fiction has been green lit.

CUT TO: the Pretty Woman shopping montage except with rotisserie chickens

Presumably including a historically accurate cyclops

From a while back…

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... those class warriors are at it again

these Young Male Christians should form some sort of Association, then they could offer services beyond gymnasiums and shower facilities, such as short-term lodging at which it might be fun to stay

www.theguardian.com/business/202...

I used to work at a Croatian resort, but I had to split

Hilarious that lobbyists tried to bribe @peteapps.bsky.social of all people to write articles criticising post-Grenfell building safety rules That would be the Peter Apps who literally wrote the book on pre-Grenfell building safety failures (and would never agree to this sort of thing anyway)

i bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid

Matt's preferred version: SCENE: Interior of very old house. A bearded man enters S'up guys [lights anachronistic cigarette] Did I miss much?

I have some bad news about your AI flyer #art #NoAI #capybara

Reminding myself that if it costs money it’s a hobby, if you make money it’s a job and you need a new hobby. You don’t have to share all your hobbies on social media, some are just for you.

Chagos with Ed Milliband! [Am I doing this right?]

Riveting commentary on the Guardian liveblog

"Well _I've_ never had an allergy, so I don't know why they bother asking"

Spain’s Nico Williams gave his mother, Maria, his World Cup winner’s medal after Sunday’s final ❤️💛 Nico's parents trekked some 2,000 miles across the Sahara from Ghana to Spain as refugees. Now, their son is a world champion 🥹

the pain for Spain is mainly on the wane

What’s embarrassing is that this Argentina team beat us.

What's great about VAR is that it makes the matchday experience worse while we still have clear and obvious errors.