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At the garden centre with my parents Dad: I just rescued a butterfly Mum (who is deaf): you’ve eaten a butterfly?!?

Re-listening to the Pop Star Never Stop Never Stopping album, and it’s so good, there’s a movie that deserved better.

“She wanted me to fuck her harder than the US Government fucked Bin Laden”

Had terrible nightmares and about the worst night’s sleep I ever had, so if that sort of thing sells you on it, that’s the movie for you

That’s where they came out of the wooden horse

Who knew there were so many different ways to spell Odyssey. Every time I think I blocked them all a new one shows you, it’s like a Greek Myth version of the Hydra

One thing about Christopher Nolan is that he really helps the argument that people on the left don’t hate conservative art, just shit art. He is probably the most conservative of the current mainstream directors and the only time that’s been an issue is The Dark Knight Rises when it was shit

if i were the batman, i would not be fighting crime at night, that's way past my bedtime

Nandos, the Greek God of Chicken

“You know who else was just following orders? Hitler” god I love The Nice Guys

Great if you like that sort of thing, far too much for me. Having to watch a couple of episodes of The Simpsons to relax. Will be avoiding this one

Ackr

Watched half of Backrooms. That was enough for me.

You have to give it to AirBnB, they managed to create a lower life form than landlords. It’s impressive.

Look at the photograph

Just saw a guy do a recipe he invented: Irn-Brûlée. I have to make that now

Chad Kroeger is just low toner Adam Driver

Just made the most disappointing tea, switched recipes half way through when it turned out they’d not put any ratios in it, and the one I chose had confused teaspoons (tsp) for tablespoons (tbsp)