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you'd be very lucky to get just one

a sign of being completely in the right is turning the comments section off on your social media

SHE'S GONNA FUCK THE WICKER MAN

lots of great options here if you're nonbinary and looking for a new name

you can't keep saying you're thirsty and then not drink (this is not deep, two cold beverages within arm's reach that i keep forgetting about)

he does very soft baps, sometimes his claws being out are a surprise to even him

workin' hard or har- yeah he's fallen asleep again

Yearly bear cam maintenance staff reporting for duty.

if i were the batman, i would not be fighting crime at night, that's way past my bedtime

gremlins 2: the new batch (1990) dir. joe dante

put on my big brave boy pants and escorted a spider outside (took three attempts, i screamed once)

spotify ad currently running about a history podcast that's not like other history podcasts because they don't go on about "dusty dates" and i'd argue that the date of WHEN something happened is quite an important bit when talking about HISTORY???

no. NO. i will never unclench my jaw! you are just jealous of my powerful mandible! for every "gentle reminder" i read, i will clench my jaw even harder!!!

mBBappL

but then it wouldn't rhyme!

"the DJ's what? the DJ's what though?" i frantically scream, as the paramedics secure the last buckle of a straightjacket, before carrying me into an ambulance

kar-toff-eln! kochen, zerstampfen, in den eintopf geben!

so i'm hosting an anti social social book club! it's a virtual, hour-long reading group for people who want to read more but need a lil' low-pressure parallel play let's read together. separately. but we're all together. apart yet… you get the idea www.outsavvy.com/event/37833/...

okay warren you have a good day xo

establish dominance at your next dinner party