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Look, all I'm saying is that you could eat lettuce under the Obama and Biden administrations.

Cat break

I was just taking the compost out, man, and I thought, “Steff, this here looks like a nothing-sunset that might be a something-sunset,” and I bolted to the seaside. Got this one right! #yyj

i kind of want to write this in every card they give me to sign at work now, even the bereavement cards

Them: “What’s your five-year plan?” Me: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTADysayx/

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I was watching Tom Hiddleston host a TV thing about Pompeii that had lots of re-enactments in it, but I had to turn it off. It was so offensive to me that they tried to tell this ancient story of Pompeii but didn’t cast *any* Pompeiians. It nearly caused me to erupt.

Omg I just discovered there are four scissor-tailed flycatcher fledglings learning to fly in a nearby tree. Look at these fluffy little cuddle buddies! 😭 #Photography #Birds

Annie French, Scottish painter, engraver, illustrator, and designer associated with the Glasgow School #WomensArt

IDEA: ‘I was good at the dentist’ stickers, but you get one at the end of a day at work.

"My message to the people of the UK is that I'll train the new guy but you're going to have to stick with one of them eventually."

every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries

i had no idea this would become so literal

Good morning!

Ever seen a black-bellied whistling duck whistling? 🎶 #BirdOfTheDay #Cutie #MallardMonday #BlueSkyMonday #Photography #Birds #Ducks

nobody in the press wants to address the fact that almost everybody at the upper echelons of tech is a full on eugenist nazi

Empire collapse under the weight of metaphors.

Describe the economy in a single sentence

Obviously this is a dipshit opinion. But since I sometimes see people on the left rolling their eyes about those signs, I just want you all to know that the other night some lost Black teens came to our house after taking the wrong bus and we were able to get them home. Why’d they pick us? Signs.

me: *pronouncing chaos like cows* this is absolute cows