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Nudges you with its spout: come on, get uuuup!

*Becomes me, instantly passes out from low blood pressure. Suck it, shapeshifter*

Beelzebub: "Have you checked by the Gates of Hell? Sometimes they leave it at the gate if it doesn't fit in the mailbox." Satan: "Don't be ridiculous, this one's *tiny*."

Once you get the hang of it, there will be this satisfying click when you type, which handily replaces haptic keyboard sounds.

This is beautiful and people are great.

What fragile beauty, making the bees happy for a moment and then closing tight. 🩷

There'll be the one asshole who forgets to join the internet pile-ob because they're too busy sculpting and shit.

working on a new project for @aftermath.site: a semi-comprehensive, regularly-updated list of every game studio that refuses to use AI. if that sounds like your studio, message me with the reason(s) why as well as basic details about what you make. DMs open and email is nathan@aftermath.site

I bumped one of these bricks with my head, and copper coins came out instead of gold. Inflation is way out of control.

while we talk about the RFK's Diarrhea 2026 stuff, don't overlook the fact that there's a dog food recall going on too. unfortunately we don't have a good spokesvehicle for the FDA anymore, so Good Housekeeping will have to do.

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Why didn't Umberto Eco live to see this??

Pray at 8 pm in which time zone? Let's create a common calendar.

I can't wait for the country song, "I Met My Honey Cutting Honeysuckle."

Hey Chicago! An ICE contractor is trying to buy our parking meters — and City Council decides whether that happens THIS WEEK. We've got time to stop this, but we need as many people as possible to fight back: tinyurl.com/icepark

There's an OMB rule change that would require political oversight of scientific grants, and could pull any that don't "reflect presidential priorities" Another country has tried this before! It was the USSR and it was called Lysenkoism. By @thsaey.bsky.social www.sciencenews.org/article/omb-...

Yes, I do, but it's been a long pregnancy and who is this airline to judge me?

Fun fact: volunteering at the food bank teaches you which local employers suck ass. Lots of people come straight from work in their uniforms, and hey, Walmart? Fuck you specifically. You should be shamed out of existence.

Guys I can’t keep doing this independently. I need a job. If you know of a place—advocacy, OSINT org, think tank, left media, etc—where I could take this work in-house, pls let me know. I admire the folks making independent work for them, but I am collapsing under the weight and the lack of impact.

Ooh! Exhausted alchemy ingredient QC. "This sand reverses time at a rate of 0.0025 seconds per grain, making it impractical for most standard-sized hourglasses. This is also well below the industry standard..."