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Joe Manchin is a man who has spent his entire life oh-so-desperately trying to be the star quarterback he was supposed to be in college and once you realize that every single thing he does makes sense.

Steve Herman

CNN anchor Jake Tapper says source close to Sen Joe Manchin of West Virginia, who is now an independent, is considering re-registering as a Democrat and throwing his hat into the ring.

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22 июл., 02:54

Here's a picture of Joe in highschool:

ML Brennan

22 июл., 17:48

Joe Manchin is a man who needs to be stood against a wall and sprayed with a garden hose for at least ten minutes.

Peter Clines

22 июл., 17:50

Retroactively, every week since college.

ML Brennan

22 июл., 17:52

It would be like that episode where The Doctor went back in time and visited a kid on Christmas Eve to make him not an asshole when he was an old man and The Doctor needed a favor!

Peter Clines

22 июл., 18:00

Except in this version, the Doctor shows up and randomly sprays the kid with a garden hose. Doesn't matter where Manchin is, the Doctor had a garden hose. Dormitory, summer job, corporate board room, first class flight-- garden hose. Sometimes the TARDIS is there and the hose runs out of it.

ML Brennan

22 июл., 18:02

Finally, an old man, Manchin confronts the Doctor and asks why, why did he terrorize him with that garden hose for his whole life? And The Doctor says, "To prevent you from becoming a monster."

Peter Clines

22 июл., 18:12

Manchin retires to a medium-sizer home to spend time with his loved ones. He avoids politics and business, even in casual conversation. Sometimes, while mowing his lawn, he looks over at the garden hose and gives a little smile.