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My brother is a high school math teacher and has spent the summer creating new and exciting problems for his students to solve, and, for a few of them, he also made accompanying art. I wanted to share one with everyone, so we can all appreciate how much my brother is living his best life:

I mean... that's a fair point.

I know that face. It was definitely "Baby Shark."

DAMN, Hawaii.

I truly want the next Democratic administration to roll in and just be like, "Hey, it's Made In America By Immigrants Week," bitches, and just do that for four fucking years, because that's what we need after this awfulness. We need to acknowledge how much of our greatness was due to opening doors.

My nephew has just completed his Mormon mission, and is coming home in eight days after spending two years in Honduras having, from the content of his emails, what I can only describe as an extremely learning experience. I sent him a card with some cash, but does anyone have good gift ideas?

Someone is living their damn dream, and I absolutely love that. I mean, I also hope that they are a good employer, but I kind of love their starting point.

Given the institutional pederasty in Sparta, maybe we should rethink this. Or.... suddenly a few things about this administration make a lot more sense.

You know, in most administrations, this would be a very substantial scandal.