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Real Ren & Stimpy gross-out-closeup vibes

honestly what do you even do with that money, it's way too much to ever spend it all and he wastes it on a bunch of stupid shit and it'd possibly inflate the economy if he gave it away

The last panel is almost a compliment. It suggests he's capable of displaying a larger range of human emotions than is generally possible for a monster of his stature.

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How did he stack some of them sideways?

gee wiz i sure wonder what this could be a metaphor for

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And he got papercuts from him Too

can't believe he's lost billions. poor guy just cannot catch a break

It’s very funny that he will never be happy

Thank God these panels cut off at the waist, that's all I'm sayin'.

the money man was very handsome. i feel empathy for the cartoon boer

Wait, you're saying money DOESN'T replace human connection? Ha! Sounds like POOR talk for... "I have human connections and a healthy self esteem"!

Now he knows how we felt about Santa.

he kills again

Not for the last few weeks he's not

While I personally don't subscribe to the addedage of "Money can't buy you happiness" because it can. But he really makes a solid case for it.

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Alt text is as great as the cartoon. 😂

Just wanted to stop by and say this fucken rules, great work.

If someone gave you $1 million every day for the last 2700 years, you still wouldn't be a trillionaire

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You dont become a billionaire without screwing over a lot of people. You dont become a trillionaire without screwing over the world.

"What am I doing wrong? Why everyone hates me?" Yeah, keep asking those questions! 😜

Billionaires should not exist. Trillionaires *absolutely* should not exist.

The only solace I have is the trillion isn’t liquid, so the money falling through his fingers is accurate.

all the money in the world and he still won't be able to buy true happiness. or a soul. or a child that won't hate his guts.

Wrong friend died

If it wasn't Musk, I'd feel sorry for him.

This is what the tesla bots are for, silly. Their purpose is to hug the rich when no one else will.

He has surpassed tres commas!

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Why is everyone on here so jealous of Elon? Everyone here would love to have the smarts and talent to start multiple companies and become a trillionaire Tell me I’m wrong. You would turn this opportunity down to employ hundreds of thousands of people? Turn blue collar workers into millionaires?

If we knew nothing about him, we'd all assume the world's richest man must spend all his time with things like mountain climbing and jet skis and 17 course meals It's gratifying that every reaction to this news I've seen has been "yeah but he's still so wretched inside that the money can't help"

Money has never been more fake.

At least people still think he's good at video games, right?

And then he blames this on DEI and the woke mind virus or something.

This is like being famous for hoarding all of the food while everyone else in the village starves.

I love this. But at the same time I want him to die. Maybe the money outright kills him?

Is that a minecraft zombie?

Love your alt text so much

As usual, superb

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Elon: "WOKE KILLED MY BEST FRIEND!"

Sorta eye opening when this really stresses the idea of "billionairs" and "trillionairs" is really just "these people own imaginary points in companies which are arbitrarily given a money score"

HOMER: Does your money ever hug you when you come home at night? MR. BURNS: Why, no. HOMER: And does it ever say "I love you"? MR. BURNS: No, it doesn't. HOMER: Nobody loves you! NOBODY LOVES YOU! You're old and you're ugly! Nobody loves you!

It would be nice if he just said he won capitalism, bought a small island and pissed off there for the rest of his days.

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I keep thinking about how the fall of western civilization can reasonably be connected to him fumbling Grimes like it wasn't the first domino in the line but it was definitely one of them

Why would the leftists have done this to him?

People like Elon love to talk about "illegals", but I think Elon and every other ultrarich should be the "illegals". The rule is this: if I take 95% of what you have and your life isn't materially impacted, then you are considered illegal. So if I take 95% of a trillion, what's left

I'm imaging he built a creeper out of money but accident and the 3rd panel is just EXPLOSION and ends there.

I wonder how much wealth he'd trade in, to have a hug from someone that really meant it? 🤷 To have friends, rather than freeloaders. Loved, instead of loathed In reality, he's the poorest man on earth 🌎 But because he won't change, he'll always be deservedly reviled & ridiculed

Honestly I was hoping it would explode like a creeper.

This cartoon perfectly nails his mental state. Controlling the world's greatest wealth and companies, yet reduced to shitposting online just to beg for attention. Peak "trillion-dollar loneliness

We better hug Elon before he fucks everything up

The "Ren & Stimpy" style extreme close up in that last panel really ties the whole thing together. Bravo, man

I hope he gets herpes infected papercuts from the money.

See thing is thats all in Shares. He is not liquid. If he sold his shares it would tank the price before he got that much money out of them. Gates has been slowly converting his money to other things such as land.

He needs to lose more, hell practically all of his money

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Correction: An ‘effeminate’ Trillionaire