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I eat bivalves because I'm unable to perceive them as more sentient than the fruits of mycelium and I have no plans to stop eating those with every meal

I was told by family that The Exorcist was the Scariest Movie Ever and people Threw Up And DIED watching it So age 9 I snuck downstairs to watch the lethal movie. I legit took a bucket in case I was sick, as I'd been told happened to viewers I laughed my way through a rollercoaster movie, it owned

Weird that we had visors in sci-fi since forever but the moment we got real tech glasses we immediately used them for perversions we'd not really anticipated in most fiction.

Amnesty UK are fucking cowards

This is the exactly perfect moment in time for an Adam Friedland (Leopold Bloom) and Nick Mullen (Stephen Dedalus) Ulysses adaptation

Blocking him isn't enough, I need to go somewhere that Will Stancil isn't

If you're designing a can-opener that doesn't have a bottle-opener hook thing on it, just what the fuck kind of artisinal can-opener market do you think is waiting for you?

POV: You're a French navy gunner and you've just seen the UK shadow home secretary www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB4Q...

Westside Gunn AdlibsYouTube video by ASAP MASKYwww.youtube.com

One of those Mondays where you're desperately scanning for a butterfly or something because it can't just be this can it

Curry powder remains the goated tofu seasoning

how was this 20 years ago goddamn www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofcA...

David Lynch Cooks Quinoa (2007)YouTube video by Norman Bateswww.youtube.com

Achieved the exact amount of oil and MSG to make air-fryer frozen chips exotic

ancient cult member doctor: *quiet* at last

For £500 I will give the Charlie Kirk statue the Arabian goggles on cam

Remember getting odd looks one evening when the first X-Men was on and I started infodumping about a Nickelodeon pedophile getting both a cameo and a mic in the pedophile director's commentary track.

Reusing an empty plastic ice cube bag to steam a roasted pepper cyberpunk.fandom.com/wiki/Entropism

EntropismEntropism is the second of the four major styles seen in Cyberpunk 2077. The first of the design eras, Entropism, is typified by "necessity over style", and draws its roots from a period of austerity ...cyberpunk.fandom.com

Westside Gunn doing gun noises for every new slide in the boardroom

Piss Christ is probably the most earnest example of reliquary

IIRC Eddie was played by two dogs, a mother and daughter

A high school teacher's wife's boyfriend dies