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This is Jam. He said he was the highest jumping golden retriever in Ontario. May or may not have lied on his resume. Still 13/10 (IG: skythepupvlogger)

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The full body double take by the emcee 🤣🤣🤣

I think Jam invented a new game: vertical bowling.

😆

lol 😂

Jam his way through....next level smarts.

😂

he's a rebel!!!

Seems like he’s appropriately named.

Ah…

I’m thinkin’ he stretched the truth a little 😂❤️.

Love this!

He just noped right through that 😂😂

Ответ для Maggie Nickson

Yh

Ответ для Maggie Nickson

"He just noped right through that" is such a great line, and I am stealing it.

Ответ для Kay Miranda Gilbert

🤗👋

If the dog still goes through, what’s it to you? Case CLOSE.

For the record: Sally. She crossed the Rainbow Bridge 4/16/26. She was over 19 best years.

Ответ для dotty58

💛❤️‍🩹🌈

O MG. My Sally went thru obedience training. I had to put the pvc pipe ON THE GROUND for her to step over. And I had to crawl thru the tunnel on my hands and knees. LMAO. You go Jam!!!!!

Ответ для dotty58

Ohhhhh….Sally is a beautiful puppy, even in her golden years! My heart breaks for you, can’t imagine how much you miss her 💔

I can't stop watching this amazing display of athleticism. Made my day. 😊

BWAHAHAHAHA

🤣🤣

Hello

Work smarter, not harder.

Today he decided to emulate the Kool-Aid Man.

Ответ для Liz Walsh

Ohh yeaaah!

Ответ для AGHAST 🇨🇦

Like👍🏾

You can't argue with the results

Omg wait until @darthbluesky.bsky.social sees the next installment of Air Bud!

The shortest distance between two points is... straight... through. 😂💚

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

OMG, this made me laugh out loud. I hope he won a prize.

Animals are so smart … & hilarious!

Sometimes you just have to show the humans how stupid their requests are.

Smart dog! Has the safety jumps all figured out.

ADOOOOOORABLE

Using the "smash it" method, I respect this!

He's actually a physicist who was demonstrating his calculation of the optimal trajectory of an interstellar object. And he's a good boy.

Nailed it!

Great timeline cleans!

i snorted 😆

Well, has anyone in Ontario seen a golden retriever jump higher while running through the obstacle?

Ответ для Joe In NOLA

No and where do you see that

Ответ для Joe In NOLA

I live in Ontario. I have never seen a golden retriever jump higher while running through the obstacle. Jam is king!

Why use big jump when little hop work?

Ford puffed this poor boy up.....👁️

OH YEAH!!!

The ATS keyword matching thing is so underappreciated. I've seen people with perfect qualifications get filtered out because they used "managed projects" instead of "project management". Same experience, different words, totally different result.

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line. This dog is a genius. Make him the Secretary of Transportation.

Ответ для Jack E. Loped

I would settle for potus

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his name didn't wasn't a hint?

Pretty sure that was the highest jump by any golden retriever anywhere, much less Ontario.

Typically brilliant and direct Canadian approach!

🤣🤣🤣

Look, y’all told him to use his head and he did.

Wait wait wait. Jam thought it was a stunt dog competition. Clearly. Just a misunderstanding!

somehow it was exactly what I expected, lol

Out jumped our Maybelle and Brandy combined.

HEY! Did the top bar move? No, it did not. That's a clear as far as I'm concerned.

Jam is a hardcore problem-solver.

He's obviously smart enough to know he doesn't always need to jump.

Ответ для 319th82nd

Ontario, California. (Please).

Jam sure unjammed those bars

Nailed it. Solid 10.

Jam, great job getting through that barrier!!

You know, add a bionic sound effect, slow it down and this would be 100 times cooler. Not that it isn't mind you.

He still might be the highest, we’re awaiting the results of the drug test.

He said, "I'm a Golden RETRIEVER. I retrieve things that you through. I don't jump bars and all that weird sh!t. Find you a whippet and leave me out of it." 🤣

😅🤣

😂🤣 So cute.💙

Literal lateral thinking

That is the highest jumping dude to me. Good job Jam!

If ever a dog said, “Hold my beer.” It was Jam! 🍺 😂

🤣😂

Some go over or around obstacles. Jam goes right through them. A lesson for us all.

Ответ для Scott MayB Bayin' at the Moon

we learned something new from him

Ответ для WeRateDogs

He’s really breaking down barriers

Ответ для Tiffany⸆⸉

And facing obstacles head on

Ответ для Tiffany⸆⸉

The best way.

Ответ для Tiffany⸆⸉

Will you write my resume?

"Yeah? Well let us see any of you humans jump higher, huh?" - Jam.

We have a golden retriever. Jam's behaviour is entirely consistent.

😂😂😂

Guess the emcee didn’t technically specify what kind of high he meant

Surely that wasn't a long enough run up?! 😀😃😄

Cleared that hurdle right off

Good boy! 😆😆😆

His big smile and feeling of accomplishment make him a blue ribbon winner.

Heckin good dog right there.

He cleared the base of that thing by at least an inch, that's a qualifying jump!

😹🤣😹

Key word, "highest".

🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🎉🎉 🐾💙🐾💙🐾💙

“Over, under or through, never around.” - Theodore Roosevelt

He's the smartest!!

lol

This is a new kind of jump and the world just isn’t ready for it yet. Not Jam’s fault

Keep your eye on the prize.

He thought you meant the *other* highest 🌿🚬 😂😂

New Kool-Aid spokesbeing.

There’s a Russian proverb that roughly translates into “smart people don’t climb the mountai, they go around it”. Jam is smart lol

haha, that how I did hurdles in High School track until they told me to find another event. Then tried pole vault until I missed the pit when we were doing an indoor practice, landed on the hardwood floor. Coach Don said try again.

Jam on! KAPOW!

The score is fine by me!

😂😂😂 love Labradors

Me at school sports day

I saw the Superdog show at the Ontario CNE this past summer, and it was amazing! They are all great doggos!

I would give this K-9 first place.

Lesson in life. Go through hurdles

Fake it till you make it Jam 😭

I’m from Ontario. I feel like I know Jam.

Nailed it.

Jammin' right through it. Who's a good boy?

he didn’t lie!!! the word is embelish or enhance it’s like ‘dress for the job you want’ not the job you already have “This is Jam. He said he was the highest jumping golden retriever in Ontario. May or may not have lied on his resume. Still 13/10”

Well now wait, maybe he didn’t! Was every other retriever that lives in Ontario out of province that day?

Ответ для Fast-Casual Karen

The defense rests! INNOCENT

Haha and LOL. Wake up Tilly

Dog name checks out.

10/10 no notes, Jam

😂

10/10 no notes.

How cute

I think that’s sad. I hope he doesn’t get injured.

I think he was confused by the announcer and was thinking this was the paper barrier at the end of the tunnel you break through before the beginning of the big game.

I mean, there are only 8 million dogs in all of Canada. So if you break that down by province and breed? Maybe he’s the ONLY golden retriever in Ontario? Which automatically makes him both the highest AND lowest jumping?

He just wasn't in the mood that day

Good. You should never jump a dog like that. It will really cripple them from arthritis. In dog sports. Most games are modified to prevent injury. This should be illegal.

Ответ для terg

In fact you can be disqualified if you're dog takes an illegal turn.

He didn't need to jump it. Smart dog.

12.8/10 he tried his best

First Place!! No notes.

LOL! Thanks for the laugh.

Yay, Jam!!! Good boy!

how trump grades himself vs performs

@down.blue

Ответ для pomian

⬇️ Sure! Press here to download it!

"They said get passed the barrier, not how. Bad instructions. Now gimme the kibble" - Jam

Honest

Leeroy Jenkins!

I love JAM!! Good lad.😎

Oh he lied all right!

10/10 jump

Good boi! That's showin' 'em 😅

😂😂😂

Jam thought it was unnecessary to provide proof on that particular day

That was a perfect jump ngl

😂😂😂

👏🐶😄

🤣😂🤣😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍

"The shortest distance between two points is a straight line." I guess he reads Greek. GOOD BOY!

Ответ для jerrito8

True

🤣

tooooo funny!! ☻☺☻

Jam is demonstrating the well known fact about Golden Retrievers: Nothing, and I mean nothing, gets in the way of receiving a treat! 💛

🤣😂😅😆🤣

😂

Work smarter, not harder.

May kill the best time, but might lose points for his form.

Ответ для Brian Brandt

Hey

Ответ для Brian Brandt

Had to scroll down WAY too far for the Koolaid Dog joke. Oh yeah!

Smash

Without addressing his potential state of inebriation (which is often difficult to determine with Goldens. I’m not judging.), I’d like to point out that he did, indeed, jump.

LOL

Awesome skillz! ♥️

❤️🍖🥩

I don't know how many times I'm going to have to watch this before I stop laughing, but it will be many, many times.

Fearless!

But he did it just fine back at home!

Sure, jumping is fun, but have you ever tried impersonating a bartering ram?

🤣 That’s awesome! Goldens are the best!

He made his point clear enough.

Jam works smarter nor harder

Love it!!! 🥹😅

He is just channeling Democrats in the mid-terms!

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

Top bar didn't even wobble. Flawless victory.

Ответ для Sam Turner

Cleared it easily. Over/Under, make it to the other side without the slightest touch.

😆

I love Jam

Well to be fair he wasn't given much of a run up. No wonder he didn't bother 😅

💙💙💙🤣

If this doesn't make you want to run out and get a Golden Retriever nothing will ....what a sweet boi!!!!!!

Weeee! Lookit Jam go! ⏩⚡

He jumped! What are you all going on about? He jumped and he is the greatest. Works for me!🐾🙃