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All due respect to Willie Nelson but I'm not watching that overplayed Heinz commercial playing "All of me". They're going to ruin that song. Everyone know Heinz exists. You don't have to pay for it to be on every channel every commercial break.

HAHAHA an official Venmo email says my account is suspended and then the same day in a dif email it says it's been closed. It says I have to log in via the telephone. It's a phone number I haven't had for 4 yrs. Get your shit together Venmo.

If your log in page has a "Keep me logged in" option, the check box is ☑️ and it doesn't keep us logged in, you should fire your IT people.

Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and DumberALT: Jim Carrey as Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumberstatic.klipy.com

Just saw someone claim they can't get an apartment because they *checks notes* can't provide proof of income because they haven't worked in 8 yrs. Ok...YOU ARE NOT A VICTIM HERE. They claim someone else will pay their rent. They have money begging links. Ummm have THEM fill out the forms, numbnuts.

"Is you is or is you ain't my baby" A song sung by accomplished singers. Instrumentals played by great musicians. But, I refuse to listen to it due to the butchering of the English language just to appear to sound cool. It isn't cool.

Wouldn't it be awesome if someone made a movie about an uber rich asshole who decides to go to Mars. The techs and scientists make it so the readings on the rocket say they're going to Mars but the trajectory actual goes off into nothingness?

Another night of an ASSHOLE at 3am slamming things around in the hallway, dropping (what sounds like) heavy ⚡ items into the garbage chute & it's so damn loud all the way down 14 floors. Plus he drops cans/glass bottles in the cement floor in there too. It's not hard to put recycling into a can.

Chris Hemsworth as Thor: You're The WorstALT: Chris Hemsworth as Thor: You're The Worststatic.klipy.com

If you're from (and still live in) California, don't come on here saying people aren't protesting in other states. Leave your state and maybe speak to other people OR..maybe..pay attention to social media accounts that show protests? If not..fuck off. You're in a bubble.

Those clear wraps people use for spring rolls creep me out. I don't need to see the spring roll's intestines.

Gee...I wonder who followed and then unfollowed after I didn't follow them back because they're a 100% repost page who doesn't engage or contribute?

Gnocchi looks like dead grubs. Enjoy your grubs.

Sago Worms in SauceALT: Sago Worms in Saucestatic.klipy.com

My brain after watching Deadpool & Wolverine: Shit..it's 9:50pm. You need to get ready for bed. Also my brain: Oh shit..It's Friday...I ain't go shit to do. Let's tell the tv to do a system refresh! After I start the refresh.. Xfinity: Yeah..that takes up to 20 min.

Xfinity remote decided that it will no longer light up and I'll admit it, I'm often in a poorly lit living room. Online it says that means dead batteries. No. The batteries are fine. All the butotns work. They just don't light up. I tap it a few times on the table. It lights up. Xfinity tech sucks.

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I've had the same tower fan for 3 yrs running almost non stop. Sometimes stationary, sometimes it's oscillating. I think the oscillating motor is dying. That's a pretty good life span for a fan that's run like 90% of the time.

Wait..WHAT?

Oh damn it..at 2pm on a Friday, I lost connection to all our work related drives and websites.

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This joke of a commercial now puts "not a lawyer" on the screen.

I just ate my last turkey burger and that means I have to add one more thing to the grocery list. I'm at 27 items. That puts my bill nearly $300 by the time you factor in delivery fees, service charges, taxes and tips. Fuck tRump And I try to choose items on sale.

OMG...we still have people who are so desperate, they like their own posts? What year is it?

Robin Williams: What Year Is It?ALT: Robin Williams: What Year Is It?static.klipy.com

HAHAHAHA The Music Choice channel said Jackson Browne wrote political protest songs so he lost fans. He was a Progressive/Liberal/Social Activist. I'm sure he's fine losing those assholes from the right.