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Guess I’m high and making it your problem by live skeeting this. I absolutely would go on a second date with a guy that told me the He-Man backstory on the first date. He doesn’t seem dangerous* 🤷🏻‍♀️ *compared to the horrifying lineup of specimens that I’ve encountered

There need to be more random barrels of rotting fruits just sprinkled around…in case anyone could suddenly use one

Oh shit that’s Alison Brie?

Watching ‘Masters of the Universe’ (it’s one of the few things my brother and I both loved as kids). All of the actors doing American accents are Brits, and the one American I know of for sure(ugh), is doing a British(ish) accent? 😂

Unblur that face, unblur the face of the person who hath wrought this phrase upon us…quirky types!

Have you ever seen the videos of the woman just laying on her giant cow or steer(its been a while) and like snuggling it, brushing its hair, its loving every second of it but does look absolutely enormous with the direct comparison!

Mas frijoles!!

He looks very huggable

Not if you drywall over every door and window.

Absolutely a good pup.

I love them all!

“I told you the gilly suit was a business expense!”

“There will be a sign that says…?” “PER-SO-NELL”

Ears!!!

I could feel the fury through my phone 😂😂😂 Something tells me that isn’t the first taste Fenrir has had of those murder mittens.

Always befriend the crows if you can!

What a haul!!!!

“Where was she going without ever knowing the wayyyyy? Anyone can see that the dog that she paddles is clad in gold, the water is warm they’ll never get cold…”

What kind of cabbage do you like to use?