I saw a thread with tons of likes doing this in all seriousness earlier. Haaland is so confident because he grew up in a socialist welfare state, etc.
Ste JormurInverting the Pyramid makes the (fun but not 100% convincing) argument that Johan Cruyff and Total Football were an expression of 1970s Dutch egalitarian social democracy, and I think we should do the same kind of thing for every footballer. Haaland represents Nordic social liberalism, sure