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33 прямых ответов · 41 сообщений

Pome Pete

If you need to dress up as a tree to catch them, maybe they’re not that distracted

The Bland Wazoo

What in the Reno 911! am I looking at?

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Call Me Maybe

😅

babs drinks tea

ngl i ain't mad at it

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madams5000

Nope, but still would be cracking up every time I spotted them.

adrian-a-fw

The story is probably more effective than however many tickets they have out.

imhereareu

Someone make a location website so people will know which street to walk their dogs on.

hammancheez

genuinely? I think this is better than flock cameras or bluetooth detectors or whatever the shit if a human points and whistles at me cause they caught me on reddit at a traffic light, fair play

Any Doubts

Actually, "To address the elephant, or shrub, in the room, our officer didn't wear a ghillie suit during the entire enforcement detail. The photo was a creative, lighthearted way to draw attention to our safety efforts on social media," Det. Sgt. Nicholas Goldman told CBS News, New York. 😅

Amy

oh man ok go did this already and it was fine

Youngest Child

Nope I refuse to believe this isn’t a sketch comedy skit

TheKert

That looks so much like an Onion photo

laurel

This is entrapment

Call Me Maybe

I pulled you over for distracted driving. What distracted you? Uhh a walking shrub??

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Miranda from Shakespeare's _The Tempest_

A walking shrub, you say? O, what a merry confusion! I have seen such green fellows in my father's isle, yet none that trod the road with purpose.

Saganapologist

ACAB includes topiary.

derek

Way better than cameras, and distracted driving seriously fucking sucks. I think this is fine.

Michael van Rosenvelt

Distracted taking a picture of the fool dressed as a ficus on the corner

bbny
FLEABttn

i remember this guy in SF in the 90s

Wolfechu

This feels like a half-written Monty Python sketch

IAmEvilErik

Officer Spruce Willis is on the case…

clownpenis.fartlow

this is lazily done but i'm still kind of proud of it tbh

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Zeteni

Never denigrate the value of a good ol' fashioned shit post. This is what we need more of on our blessed internet.

Brosemite Sam

They had to explain why they expensed $60,000 for ghillie suits

yeast of burden

Someone quick photoshop Swamp Thing in

David Stonehill

I refuse to believe this is real. Someone is pranking WABC.

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cdpositive

It is real.... a national news outlet confirmed (sorry can't remember which one I was watching but I will see if I can find it) and the number of tickets they gave out. I would like to know where the cops found the bush suit. 😂

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cdpositive

Here you go.... www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news...

Did that tree just move? N.J. cop disguised as shrub helps nab dozens of drivers on phonesA New Jersey police department is getting creative when it comes to cracking down on distracted drivers.www.cbsnews.com
Nida

They are the dumbass shrub that's distracting people!!

Habeas Jocus

Chief just wanted a ghillie suit

deviousxen 🏳️‍⚧️

We respect it more than evil cameras. 'Our shenanigans are cheeky and cute while Farva's shenanigans are cruel and tragic.' Vibes. Even if Super Troopers is copaganda, it is at least very funny.

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deviousxen 🏳️‍⚧️

Unless they were a local shoreline Connecticut cop... Former 3 letter 'Borrowing' the fire department's camera equipment to perv on middle schooler girls. Dude was wild.