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The nice lady on Fillmore selling me pants today asked where I lived, and when I told her, she made a concerned face and asked "Is it safe there?" so I replied "I'm the most dangerous thing there," and this is the only answer I will be using from now on.

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Bad ass you are wicked sharp

Ohhh ☺️! My street‘s name is the name of a park next to it that is known for drug dealing men of colour and used as a racist bogey man in political rhetorics in my country. So I often get asked that by people living in other cities and I will absolutely steal your reply

I live in Oakland and SF residents recoil in fear when they hear

Ответ для Thinking

Meanwhile, back in Rockridge

so basically anywhere except certain patches of Ukraine and Russia?

Ответ для Jesse Emond (@dysleixa)

Some rando on the internet once said of me: "She's pretty, but I get the feeling that if I crossed her, she would cut me open and show me my organs," and I felt profoundly seen and understood.

Ответ для evacide

As a person who sometimes spends time in the shop making stabby slicey things I may have to make you something someday...

Ответ для Blenster 🅅

I love a stabby slicey thing.

Ответ для Blenster 🅅

This would be the best pairing of talent I can possibly imagine.

I'm a little frightened to follow you now.

Legendary

Nailed it.

[nods] This is proper and likely accurate.

Ответ для Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)

I have seen the [fast blink] “Oh, fuck you in particular” before.

Heheh.

oh, that is the best quip that I have ever witnessed from you. I'm still laughing.

Granny Weatherwax energy.