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too beautiful to work

"I have become poop, stinker of the world"

lunch

I have faith that the bodybuilders of Muscle Venice Beach will do the right thing!

someone's getting lucky tonite!

Reptiles are among the most wonderous of creatures!

The Most Interesting Man in the World:

Scylla:

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in an ideal world, yes

Smudge, his face studiously neutral about whatever nonsense he is being forced to observe from the stairs

how it feels to follow me (probably)

would I let myself be cucked by jimothy? yes has he asked? sadly no

*Workmen enter. Install tall poles around the freak park* "Oooh I think they're going to let our flags fly"

men only want one thing and it's...

done! gonna let you guess the order

til Moby Dick is erotica

going to be texting mexico "u up" and be left on read

porn gives people unrealistic expectations about the size of bigfoots boobs