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Smudge, his face studiously neutral about whatever nonsense he is being forced to observe from the stairs

A Scamperbeast, actually scampering!

"You were gone for several days without permission, human. But I am so glad you are back I have left you a special gift in your shoes. You're welcome."

"I'm not lurking. I'm observing with intent."

Today is apparently a high water mark in the annals of "Can't Even"

Be a hero to a new generation of Scamperbeasts!

"Yes, I AM the pretty, pretty princess, now adore me as is my due."

And now, Smudge's review of the piece of fried bologna he was just provided: Quite good, actually

"What the hell are they doing setting off fireworks for? It's still light outside!"

Saja is in training to be a Certified Luggage Inspector and he takes his training very seriously

Saja appears to be experiencing Kitten's First Existential Crisis

Smudge: "Spice doesn't know this yet but I am totally about to bat at her ears." Spice: "Oh, I know."

Saja offers you the most tender and tasteful of bleps.

"The human's shirt does not have nearly enough cat hair on it. I can fix that."

Smudge appears to be questioning his life choices

To begin the month of June, Smudge offers up the rare but valuable TussleMlem™, with an assist from Saja

Porch panther

We appear to have a programming dispute

"Never forget, human, your primary job is 'couch'"

"What do you mean, 'why can't I lay in the cat bed like a normal person'? This IS normal!"