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Well, at least there is an animal willing to risk incarceration and death to protect other animals... including humans.

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Kamikaze ducks, as they died from all the peroxide.

And I understood it was (allegedly) terrorist tourists who were to blame 🤪

OMG WONDERFUL IT's the DUCKS Of course it is. if they say the ducks are from OREGON, Somebody GET A ROPE WTF 😂💙

Is this extremism called Gadaffy Duck🤪

I'm not surprised. I read this in 1983, and it seems like something a duck would do. William Flew Omni Magazine SF Stories Dec 1983 share.google/ospNFSeDllww... A story by Scott Baker

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Now that’s hilarious!

It’s entertaining watching these yahoos tie themselves in knots coming up with excuses for why the job was so poorly conceived and executed. There are surveillance cameras all around the area so there would be proof of people vandalizing the place. Geez Louise.

Did you know they've been pooping in the pool, and we can't do anything about it?

Now, a Canada Gosse I could believe.

'This is for Bill's cloaca, you upright orange fuckwad'

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If you are not using this platform for raising the alarm about NSPM-7 until we are all shouting it, then you are a narcissist, committing suicide.

I mean it's jokes for sure, but this is just about kick backs. The repainting etc cost the taxpayer 15 million, like 9x what it should cost. He is just rewarding his buddies and doesn't even care about the pond that much. Classic corruption practices.

Daniel Goris is the kind of artist who makes everyone around him smile, and his work deserves so much more recognition! Your art is a gift

Probably a Canadian goose. Damn immigrant terrorists. Stephen Miller is pissed.

Local DC doctor caught on camera vandalising the reflecting pool

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Is that an Xacto knife?

INGENIOUS

No doubt armed and trained by us “Dumocrats” as dear ole doddering diaper donny refers to us. He’s such a card. If he weren’t a psychopathic, narcissistic sack of 💩, that is.

I don’t think anyone self respecting duck would land there.

“Radical left communist duck”?

Little buggers, those ducks.

First Trump lost the trade war to penguins, then the real war to Iran, and now the algae war to ducks. SO MUCH WINNING!

The knife beak parrot.

The webfooted razor toed mallard.

they’ve been taking lessons from the geese

the man and his regime are so pathetic

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That explains it all. The leftist vandals gave box cutters to the ducks. Makes perfect sense.

ducks in a row with potus

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Cartoonists do it so well! Thank you.

Tom Clancy style intrigue

Is that green water pollution?

Even SpongeBob was like, ‘Dude… maybe leave the fertilizer and box cutter at home.’

Duck revenge is making trumps revenge look like child play.

the real culprit.

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New breed: Box Cutter Duck!

Vote out all fd Nasty Republicans now vote blue 💙

Aquatic suicide mission...

Uh-Oh...

This is awesome.

And then they died.

Someone sharpened that duck's toenails!

Nah...

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Stop giving them ideas

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Boy does that duck look sus above the water 🤣 🤣

Thanks for posting this. I'm listening to people talking about crap DT's done just recently and I need a lift.

He did it for us . My hero 😅

LOL!!!!

You can't make this shit up eh

😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌 Brilliant

Could be a High Tech Antifa Drone disguised as a Duck! Obama must be behind this!!! -Fox "News", probably

Quack! 🦆...

I think it's actually the Canada Goose doing it...

I love its little shifty eye 😆

The Reflecting Pool is filled with water from the Potomac, which has nutrient rich sewage in it. Can't understand why so many people forgot the January 2026 massive sewage spill into the Potomac. It was the most likely cause of the algae bloom. potomacriverkeepernetwork.org/potomac-sewa...

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It was *their* reflecting lake, after all. Like, were they consulted over the choice of colour?

Which are now dead ducks. You’d think Donald would have more concern for his name sake.

I KNEW IT!!!!😂

Cttv footage of vandals damaging reflective pool

Sco Ducks!🦆

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Mighty Ducks

Lawrd love a duck with a shiv. 🔪

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Now watch park service members will be duck hunting, because of this cartoon.

The ducks of liberty

I knew it!!!

I think it's Canadian Geese personally, they're dicks, but they're our dicks...

Antifa ducks? 😉🦆

I knew it all the time

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And then trump kills them

Did the ducks fold the paint over the fence?

The ducks are antifa

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Those dastardly ducks!

TRICKY!!! 😲

The real vandal in the White House is killing baby ducks 🦆

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Nice one! 😂😂😂

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Using a surface that could be cut and peeled was stupid or was it just shoddy workmanship?

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😄👍 + great illustration too. 😎

Fking Ducks! Go Beavs.

Right again, I always suspected it was the ducks.🧐

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The notorious cutter duck. 😎

That explains why the vandal was so good at making a 350 foot long cut edge look like a lot of small, rough edged, amorphous shaped pieces. Like making cut paper look ripped.

I thought they killed the duckies

Leftists are civilizational vandal, but I guess the line is drawn at pool liners...

Damn those ducks! Shalom

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He drove a motorcade through it when it was empty... And he claims to care about the monument?

To be fair, the duck was dying from hydrogen peroxide exposure.

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Clever and very funny

Brilliant

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OMG- ducks are the new killer whales?

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And they're ducking the autho

Ducks with box cutters.

Did they line the Reflecting Pool with a rubber liner instead of plaster or pebble finish? How do you cut a swimming pool surface with a knife?

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The vandals were Trump & his motorcade driving an 8 ton limo through the reflecting pool not long after the coating had been applied. Trump wrecked it, like he wrecks everything. It's like his driving his golf cart onto a green. A toddler, he acts on whim, but there are no adults in the room.

Caught web handed!

That’s a Democratic Duck!!!!

Oh no … it’s QUACKTIFA!!

What duck?

Is that why dumpty don killed all the ducks.

Lock 'em up, effing ducks!

Untitled Goose Game needs a DLC

What, us?

Patriots! lol

Donald's ducks. ResJudicata22 Cartoonist: Daniel Goris

Ducken fucks

"Crap. They're onto us."

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The duck doesn't give a.....😬

Gate jumpers

The baby ducks made the fatal mistake of duck taping the knives to their bills and drowned.

Please, don’t joke about things like this. They’ll be out with various artillery taking potshots at the local fauna.

I heard the ducks used corkscrews to cut up the reflecting pool, not knives

Republicans are the biggest snowflakes on planet earth LMAO All that talk about leftists being too sensitive was projection hahahah

And that's why they're poisoning them?

I knew it

That's Dave... he is the duck running Antifa

Antifa ducks!

Man I really love cartoonists! 🤣😍

bsky.app/profile/illu... When visiting the Republican Pool, Do As The Vandals.

Mallards 🦆 they are diabolical

The only reasonable explanation

A fowl attack!

😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 what a joke he is

#DucksWithKnives

"I told you those ducks were working with Antifa!"

Now these assholes will be out there arresting ducks and checking them for box cutters…

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Don't duck with me!

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Duck Duck Go

Stop ducking the issue.

That's not right! It's a corkscrew shaped that's why he can hold the- Wait.... It's a foot. ... Disregard!

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Fukaduk! 😂

So, cutting the liner makes the algae grow? Neat trick. I thought they painted the pool, not put a liner in it? It’s not a swimming pool afaik.

Thanks Res & Goris...

DUCK!!

Found em, and expect immediate arrests

LOL!

Oh, solved it!

What if they are Canadian geese?

Can’t blame them can you? Look what happened to their kids!🤬😒

Fuckin duck.

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🤣 Laughter from Spain 👏🏼

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Funny that it's a mallard, and not a Canada goose. Our IRL shop sells a million goofy versions of the Gadsden flag, and one is just a Canada Goose saying "leave me alone "

Mallard? Clearly it is the work of a Northern Pintail, spurred on by the Ruddy Ducks. And we know the Mute Swan ain't quacking about it.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Thank you for posting this!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ha.

The most plausible explanation I have heard so far.

Go Ducks!

Brilliant.

Appreciate you naming the cartoonist, so few do not.

Those ducks are drones!

You usually think of them in terms of tape.

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