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After finishing shift at the restaurant, went to a bar next door open until 4 AM Got in wrong car, out like a light Was shaken awake, asked if I wanted join them getting breakfast Looking around, confused Me: Where are we? Guy: Muncie, why? Me: I live in Chicago No Nazi tattoo

I got so drunk I did the “Irish Goodbye” at my step-daughter’s wedding…that we were hosting in our backyard. (I made it through the ceremony at least). Still never got a Nazi tattoo…

I don't even know where I could get one while I'm sober...

I once got drunk on 4 loko and vomited on a tree. Still no Nazi tattoos. Side note, what’s with 4 loko and trees??

I once got so drunk that I was referred to as 'that chick who puked in X's new Rubbermaid wastebasket' by the dudes at the Sigma Chi house. No Nazi tattoo.

Tree probably deserved it.

That fucking tree had it coming

Got in a fight with a riot control water cannon in a foreign country. No Nazi tattoos though.

I once let an industrial band sew my mouth shut with wire during their set. Never got drunk and got a Nazi tattoo.

Yes we know drunk tattoo decisions are always deliberate and well considered.

Thinking about the time I drank a liter of gin (mixed with blueberry juice) at a house party and wouldn't stop talking about the movie Zardoz (1974). At no point did Nazi imagery feature.

You what???

Got so high I was looking down at low Earth orbit *while in Europe* and never got a Nazi tattoo.

Plenty of people get tattoos they regret because they didn't understand what they meant. Especially in there twenties. My friend has Chinese symbols that says "female gas flow" she got from a Chinese symbol tattoo regret site.

I once got drunk at a faculty/grad student party and had a long impassioned argument with a professor about Metternich until I belatedly realized he was talking about Maeterlinck (you really hadda be there)

I have never been much of a drinker or rabble-rouser. I am envious of all the hijinks you posters got into while not getting a Nazi tattoo, when all I did was not get a Nazi tattoo .

Catch these branches

I once got drunk in Isla Mujeres, fell out of a hammock and hit my head on a concrete floor and had to stay up all night to watch for concussion because there was no hospital. My head hurt, but I did not get a Nazi tattoo.

The tree was being a dick, though.

So drunk I fell to my knees to pee. Ended down hill from the stream. Still no Nazi tattoo.

Who won tho

Ok, but did you win?

enh, that tree was all bark anyway

I came to rolling out of a stranger's truck and didn't have a nazi tattoo

You gotta wonder about the tattooist who's gonna agree to tattooing a totenkopf onto a drunk guy. That guy's *also* a Nazi, right?

I got drunk and tried to punch a cop. Woke up naked in the ER. Still never got a Nazi tattoo.

I got so drunk in a cabin in BC I didn’t mind walking through the snow to use the outhouse. Never got drunk and got a Nazi tattoo

I got so drunk during my joint bachelor/bachelorette party that I stuffed what cash I had into the paper towel dispenser of the bathroom. I vaguely remember thinking, “this will be a fun surprise for someone!”

Like literally they don't care... www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7FY...

I don't think Mainers care about these fake scandals. It's quite believable that a 24 year old drunk Marine could get a "badass looking tattoo" and know nothing about it. I'm an old guy into WWII history and my grandfather fought in France/Germany. Never have I seen that exact tattoo b4.