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What a dipshit

He’s a very strange and gross man.

“I used to. I still do, but I used to too”

It's all true ! Except the cocaine part.

Yes and Brett Kavanaugh used to get drunk by having his buddies pour alcohol into his butthole but neither of those activities make you two degenerates fit for the positions you now hold.

At mara-lardo?

Trump appointed him to sully the family name. Congrats, it worked.

Huh, so DARE had a point, they just aimed at the wrong demographic. Turns out doing coke with billionaire child pedocannibals WILL rot your brain.

Dumbest man on planet is, as expected, not scared of the leading organism capable of ending life on this planet.

Ah, so that's how the brain worm found its home.

Maga moron extraordinaire 🙄

Off a what?….

RFK Jr: "I used to raw-dog beakers at the Wuhan Institute of Virology after the hookers went to sleep..."

What?

Oy.

Why would he fear what he is? The dude is a walking disease.

When you snort coke off a mirror but your face looks just like a toilet seat and you are too coked out of your mind to notice.

Not afraid of a germ on a toilet seat, but vaccines terrify him.

I'm old enough to remember when Repubs tried to crucify Bill Clinton because he said he smoked pot once ("but I didn't inhale").

No wonder he got a brain worm. Don't do this at home kids!

RFK getting that freeze off the toilet seat like

So it was a tape worm he had in his brain.

Oh is that why he sounds like that ?

Theo really not beating back the burn in that Marc Maron joke Theo, if you don’t want people to think you’re such a bad faith actor, maybe stop platforming idiots on your podcast

Who hasn't been there? 😅

“But I always brushed after!”

Why would anyone snort anything off a toilet seat?

Let ye among us who did not used to wait the fuck did he just say?

Can he make like a Kennedy already..

What a fucking degenerate. He looks like a stick of beef jerky that was left under a sunlamp and then kicked under the bed and left there gathering dust bunnies for ten years.

He presents this as something he used to do-meaning repeatedly.Why? Nevermind the cocaine. Why CHOOSE toilet seats? Even the sink would be more ergonomic. This entire Trumpworld of fucked up sick wierdos impresses me with their unintelligibility. Fortunately I'd rather watch clouds or smell flowers.

Hmm. Wonder where that brain worm came from?

He’s just like me

Thanks a lot, Sen. Cassidy.

Oh, so you're just really fucking stupid, got it

Your daily installment of "imagine if any democrat ever said this"

Used to…as in before breakfast.

Qualified

Not afraid of snort germs, but, needles- I hate needles. Mainlining ‘bout killed me. Explains the anti vaccine sentiment.

Siri, please show me the last possible statement I’d ever want to hear come out of the mouth of the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

And this is our Secretary of Health and Human Services

Canelot

Yes, ladies, he's quite the catch

Some say he still does

Only the best!

Yeah - we can tell

He seems to think that's a flex

Snorting coke off of toilets, says the dickhead in charge of US health who thinks vaccines are dangerous....???

Can we just be normal for like 5 minutes? Is that too much to ask?

Trying to remember Donald's words, lo so many years ago: "only the finest people..."

EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING DUMB AND BACKWARDS

That really sounds like something out of Spinal Tap...

That’s, ummm … not a flex 🤢

WTAF???!!!

I thought that Theo was done with politics?

But Hunter Biden was depicted as the devil

He "used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats". I'm guessing it is a whole lot better trying to snort it from that brown ring where his nose spends most of it's time now.

Quite the position to be taken for all the world to hear and digest with everything else coming out of this Administration. Sadly it is just endless...

Why?

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

We are living in an Onion article.

I see theo von back to laundering billionaire hand picked toadies

That is not the only thing that motherfucker has gotten off a toilet seat. Somewhere in hell, Old man Kennedy and JFK are kicking Bobby's ass every day for spawning that worthless motherfucker.

Our secretary of health, ladies and gentlemen

Look kids. You can snort cocaine off toilet seats and become part of a corrupt administration. Be responsible for the health of Americans. RFK unfit unqualified. Killing our children with his insane ideas.

Is there another way?

the worms were a lot more successful than anyone knows.

Help build your child's immune system by making them snort coke off public toilet seats...

So, uhh... when was the last time?

What a bizarre thing to admit!

What a joke he is

Dude, that's why coke spoons were invented. *ew*