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Live your life in such a way that your eulogy isn't anything resembling whatever that shit was.

2/2 Insofar as that event is concerned scroll. Their employees rushed to make hot takes because it's trending (on socnets which is in error imo). Abstract moral views of their own nor projected on their customer have no place. Only views themselves do even it's an illusion. Just numbers on graphs.

1/2 I have and corpo only sees a product and units to move. Also they already got theirs. They are not in it for love of the craft. They are in it to appease the shareholders and get theirs.

every Bluesky post in a nutshell: "How do people wear crocs without getting their feet bit off?" [insert silent Barney Rubble laughter]

Every third post and/or comment "Lettuce is tainted. It's a conspiracy to make people poop. Hur hur hur! Poop."

Breaking News: Has anyone told you the lettuce is tainted yet?

I'm as turned off by people exploiting other people's suffering as I am people who inflict it. Though nine out of ten times all roads lead to them being one and the same person.

(logs into this Fox News infatuated hate group and back out)

I scrapped about 20+ Avengers Doomsday Is Trending jokes because I thought they would be to dirty and earn me a ban.

Scrolling and watching big boys reliving their inner child by way of arguing which MCU character has the bigger hammer. #AvengersDoomsday

Quantum Murphadynamics in effect whereas I carefully avoided touching Miss Suffering here only to be stung in the throat by a paper wasp.

Let's not and say we did.

I usually step in and make their baby laugh. I have a knack for being able to cheer up babies with silly faces.

Correction: In one of my nightmares this morning there had been a storm and sirens. But the result is the same regardless.

There are overcast and storm fronts within my good childhood memories now that weren't actually there. As if my subconscious needs to tell me my innocence is dead? As if I would ever forget the date?

Watching the greatest hits of 2021 play. Predicting this doesn't make it any less gross as does the pit in stomach reminding me this could be the note I go out on.

Raccoon chow line.

The old victim gaslighting schtick, eh? Still waiting for this so called "content". Anyway thanks for the digital paper trails I guess.

Yes, yes. Anyway your kids. Remember those people? Try to make them feel like you want them to exist, please? And maybe get your old, SPOILED, asses off the internet so you will stop mocking, threatening and/or hitting on their classmates? You can do that and be entitled at the same time.