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And if anyone called her out, she would probably claim it was a sign she was being persecuted for sharing her faith …never mind Jesus was pretty clear about what he thought of people who loudly made a show of praying in public 🤷🏻‍♀️

that is in fact literally in the bible. it's Matthew 6:5.

He discovered iMovie and hasn’t looked back

He’s so messy but in a fun way. I love it

I am 90% sure it will be cat related. I don’t think it would even be the first time he teased a major announcement that was about his cats

Ok Ilia, hurry up and post whatever your big announcement is It’s probably that he got new toys for his cat or changed his boots

ok reasonable

The “Stevie Nicks made her ex sing backup on her songs!” discourse drives me up the wall because she sang backup on his songs too! She still gets visibly pissed off over Go Your Own Way. Do people seriously not realize Lindsey wrote too?

Mmmm car meat

What a weird thing for him (or his handlers) to lie about. I didn’t look very hard, but I only found one person who is associated with cannibalism related crimes being held in federal detention; and he is in Texas, not Florida

“Hey you know how people like pancakes? What if we made them gross?”

Only $1 left over after paying all the bills, buying necessities , putting money away for savings, going out to dinner, and going on three vacations! How do the rich even do it? #Brave

Luckily I didn’t leave a job for it, so I guess that helps. It’s a little surreal, how do you get laid off before you start 😂

Thanks! Yeah, they hired me about two weeks ago, and called me on Thursday to say the position moves to another state in September. WTF lol I figured at least I can get paid while I search for a new job, and maybe network a little. But I’m not super pressed about being early like I normally am lol

Second day on the job, strolled in three minutes late carrying an iced coffee. Hell yeah In my defense, I’ve already been told I’m being laid off and I left early. Traffic was weird and bad this morning

They didn’t even try to make it believable. “People are so obsessed with dinosaurs we need to tear down old growth forest for new dinosaurs parks” is right there

One of my biggest problems with Jurassic World is the whole "we need designer dinosaurs because people are bored of them" plot. Bullshit. People are perfectly happy to see the same zebra at the zoo for the thousandth time. It would take several lifetimes before anyone got bored of a goddamn T. rex.

Personally I think we haven’t made fun of the genital police enough, that they should be afraid to leave their houses because of their all consuming, nasty obsession with what’s in people’s pants

is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it

Trump curse strikes again