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“Sandwich guy” tells me it was “heartening” to get so much support from his fellow Washingtonians but that he’s “not comfortable” with the “hero” narrative. I asked him if he thought DC residents were registering their dissent by finding him not guilty, he said “perhaps.”

I love the smell of mustard and mayonnaise in the morning. It smells like Victory

When the system is rigged and u still lose

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Proves you may be able to indict a ham sandwich, but not necessarily convict one

Po' boy having to go through this ordeal, but I'm glad he got off.

I’m surprised ice didn’t nab him outside the courtroom and deport him

TRUMP IS SO WEAK!

Look at all the rye comments in here.

Didn't the DOJ used to have the reputation of winning the majority of their cases? Bondi's DOJ not so much. Guess that's what happens when you bring vendetta cases.

MAGA's DOJ once again not upper crust They let this case go to their bread & the jury saw they were full of baloney I'm sorry...

I hope this sets a precedent that sandwich tossing is protected speech

This case went to a jury. Twelve Americans had to take time off of work for this farce.

How much did this farcical, stupid case cost We the People? Does anyone know?

Sub V Bulletproof vest 1-0

Thousands of taxpayer dollars to try a guy for a misdemeanor over a sandwich 🤷‍♀️ ICE agents are so delicate.

You know he didnt want to press charges.... and now, the DOJ has been force fed yet another embarrassing loss.

Subway should pay the guy's legal bills.

Sandwich Guy beats the wrap!

I dunno. You let this slide, next thing you know they'll be tossing salads...

a gyro for the masses

coming soon: anti-sandwich tactical funding for the Supreme Court

My predicgion powers are stronger than ever. Or, it was obvious that decent American jurors would never convict a protester armed with a sub.

Subway, the new face of democracy..🥖

If it do not split, you must acquit.

he is however, guilty of breaking Bluesky, ha (or some dude in NYC won some kind of election and is getting 20K followers per hour)

Some day this will make a great episode of "Drunk History"

This guy is a true hero. * Impeded the goons from doing their nonsense * Got them to waste money and time raiding his apartment * Got them to waste money and time failing to indict him on a felony * Got them to waste money and time failing to convict him of a misdemeanor

it should become a national pass time chucking subway subs at ICE officers then running like ya stole it

Spending 4 days of taxpayers' dollars, and countless wasted hours of everyone's time over a misdemeanor charge is ridiculous. I think an apology would have sufficed.

No shyte Sherlocks. lol ICE for brains.

Will someone at least make the frightened “federal agent” famous?

A waste of more taxpayer dollar$ by an incompetent and corrupt DOJ! Release the Epstein Files, Pammy! 😡

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Good! The D0J should be charged with frivolous law suits and they need their law licences revoked. Now their going after John Brennan. Problem is, anything they might think he's done, the statute of limitations is up on.

Waste of a sandwich. In the UK it has been demonstrated that milkshake is very effective.

Good.

If that sandwich had caused the ICE guy injury, would we have called that sandwich a super hero? Bad dad humor 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Losers.

The new offering from Subway should be a foot long "Chucker".

Subway sales are going to be through the roof. Possibly a new ad campaign will be spawned here.

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Between this and the elections on Tuesday it’s been a good week for sanity.

Witch trials came to a stop because juries stopped finding folk guilty.

Good. Good.

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What a waste of money and time.

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2028 we are getting his job back at DOJ

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Because of course they did. He should counter sue for them wasting his money on lawyers

🥪 I guess the jury thought the Justice Department was full of baloney “The jury — which feasted on sandwiches for lunch on Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches — deliberated the charges for several hours on Wednesday and Thursday before delivering the verdict.”

Bravo!! Justice prevailed for the sandwich guy.

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Lol...

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Where is that Nelson Muntz HA HA gif?

Shocking that they are allowing this domestic terrorist to roam the streets again. I shudder to think what he'll do with a foot long BLT 😧😬

Apropos of nothing Jury nullification is something I recently learned about. It’s so interesting!

Why is administration losing roots involved in lately.

Is it me or has administration lost a lot of influence lately

That's a shame. Cuz if it woulda been me, I would've squirted a WHOLE Gogurt packet on them. I imagine that would be felony assault.

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lol “The jury — which feasted on sandwiches for lunch on Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches — deliberated the charges for several hours on Wednesday and Thursday before delivering the verdict.”

Wow, democracy defends force #DDF are the marchers, the Courts, and now the juries. #NoKings

What a waste of the peoples money and resources.

Jury nullification is a wonderful thing. Hope to see much more of it in this Nazi Administration.

Judge Jeanine Pirro, (The CW), loses her high-profile felony assault case youtu.be/6NR1K2drXk8

US Attorney Pirro says DC man who threw sandwich at officer will be charged with felony assaultYouTube video by WUSA9youtu.be

Sandwich Guy says naan today to Justice Department

The gyro we need right now

"This is sending out a message to all sandwich-toting Antifa THUGS that they can just hurl sandwiches at ICE agents with impunity." —Fox News, probably

Call Cheney. We found the WMD: Weapon of Mess Destruction. Oh.

Judge Wine Box doing a bang-up job. it’s remarkable how many of these high-pro cases in this district are acquitted.

Hmm. I may have to write a Sandwich Concerto. A Sandwich Sonata? A Sandwich String Quartet? (three movements, Con Mutardo, Con Oniones, Molto Longato?) The mind reels. soundcloud.com/irminsul_mus...

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what an utter waste of time and mayonnaise.

@papst-ny.bsky.social

Eat Fresh homie!

Fantastic headline! 🤣🤣

Classic 👍

All ICE charges will be found not-guilty, because masked cosplay incels are illegal. #NurembergOnthePotomac.

The only national emergency is TRUMPS AFRAID AS DEMOCRATS MAKE HEADWAY AND HIS NUMBERS TANK!! So fake emergency!!

LMAYO

The defense team ate the prosecution's case for lunch

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I hope that’s true!

Love that ‘Jury of Your Peers!’

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Womp womp

Sandwich WINS!!!!!

Whew! Glad that subs are no longer considered to be weapons!

dis is a lot uv baloney 😹

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My cartoon from this summer strikes again!

He was looking at 7 to 11 for that tasty sandwich incident.

Jeanine Pirro loses the attempted murder with a tuna sub case. I suggest that she is was waisting the courts time. But you have to admit that these lethal sandwich throwers should switch to assault rifles so they would be immune from prosecution. Pirro just as dumb now as when she was on fox “News”

Jurors: Where's the beef?

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Well, if he had ordered extra meat, it would have been a very different outcome.

A great day for sandwichkind!

Video of the "victim's" testimony

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The footlong felon.

They're eating the mustard! They're eating the onions!

How much did that frivolous lawsuit cost taxpayers?

He deserves a Hero award

Our National Hero 🤣❤️

It was a big baloney sandwich and mad as hell that our tax dollars payed for it.

@ryanjreilly.com It looks like Trump’s federal agents or ICE are nothing but fluff if they can assert that a piece of sandwich thrown in their direction constitutes a dangerous weapon.

DOJ CRUMBLING DOWN

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I am relishing this acquittal.

Come on. Let's name a sandwich after this guy!

How humiliating.

"The jury — which feasted on sandwiches for lunch Thursday, according to a person familiar with jury lunches" - outstanding

I wish I could go to the future just so I could read what the history books say about our time. Strange heroes, sandwich man and people wearing frog inflatables.

The only possible verdict. Waste of our tax money, both the trial and the group of agents in the video.

I bet they found that hard to swallow.

What did they expect when the Prosecution's star witness is likely in the Epstein files

Empathy, sandwiches, frogs are officially the greatest enemies of American fascism

That cop sure had some crust.

That Juror really made a meal of it.

I love this so much!!!!!!

So he's not a croque

BRAVO! BRAVO! 👏👏👏👏👏👏💯💯💯💯💯💯🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

And how many tax payer $$ were lit on 🔥 for this debacle??

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What a colossal waste of time and money. Our DOJ is a fucking joke.

Such a ridiculous waste of taxpayer dollars. But at least we got some humor out of the administration.

Sandwich Guy gets order to go!

I never saw the pickle comin😞

Didn't Jeanine try twice to indict him on more serious charges first. So this is her third loss.

They lost the moment they charged him

Honestly, this is better than the no-bill by the grand jury. Pirro is a clown unsuited to the job and she should resign in disgrace for ever bringing this case to waste the Court's time and our taxpayers' dollars.

What a bunch of giant butthurt babies. Can we now expect a pelting of Arby's?? "We got the meats!"

DOJ hams it up.

Dumbest. Case. Ever.

It’ll give them something to chew on.

😆👍👍👍 did they all go out to Subway afterwards to celebrate 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

So much "Winning" from this administration! lol

Executive Order from Trump to do away with the “fraudulent and rigged jury system” in 3 … 2 … 1 …

JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS SHIT IN SANDWICH CASE

Justice served- any way you like it.

They should've let you title it this

You can indict a ham sandwich, but you cant get a jury to convict.

Poor DOJ lost to a 🥒🥒! Go Jeanine 🍷! 😂 😂😂

BUT THE MUSTARD STAINED HIS SHIRT!

The ‘victim’ lied on the stand, he should be charged.

PERFECT end to this story. And not guilty verdicts are not appealable. Happy Sandwich Guy Day!

Nice lede... WASHINGTON — Jurors showed no appetite for the Justice Department's case against "sandwich guy," the D.C. resident who chucked a Subway sandwich at the chest of a federal officer, finding him not guilty on Thursday after several hours of deliberations.

Must be hard for them to swallow.

One of my favorite parts about all of this is that he officer had to get on the stand and display to the world how soft he is. What an embarrassment.

What a colossal waste of resources.

Judge Boxwine thought she could grinder out a conviction, but her case was sub standard and her witness melted under grilling. She failed to muffuletta free speech and selectively prosecuted that po boy. This verdict opens a panini’s box that has future sandwich throwers thinking hot dog!

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Thank God for some sense of decency. Dirty Donald has murdered at least 67 human beings acting as an accuser, Jury of one, and Judge executioner in the name of every one of those 77 million Maggoties and the 6 Trump SCOTUS acting like 🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳🪳 Fishermen fishing in little Canoes/Boats. Its Evil!

That, my friends, is how you nullify a case and use your voice to speak truth to power.

It's not like he tossed a torpedo roll.

Such a waste of taxpayers money.

Did they kill themselves laughing as they left the court room and went straight to the sandwich shop? Just wondering as after all it is America. Home of the hero sandwich

Subway should give this guy a lifetime pass good for free subs.

Best thing since sliced bread!

I smell a multimillion $$$ lawsuit for defamation and excessive force. Or am I just an optimist. Would DC or ICE pay? He definitely got wrongfully terminated. Give him his old job back.

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I heard the jury got free sandwiches for lunch 😁

Republicans are gonna be clamoring for Torta reform

Apparently the case had to be crammed in between two more pressing hearings.

“If the lettuce is wilty, you must find him not guilty.”

Subway could put the Jared Fogle era behind them in a really good way if they hire Dunn as their new spokesperson

quick, someone wake up judge jeanine and tell her.

DOJ takes another L - Viva la 🥪

The Sandwich Guy is free at last 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I would like to know how much this "case" cost taxpayers. That would be interesting.

Gregory Lairmore will now have to wake up every day to the haunting smell of onions and mustard knowing no justice was done?! We will never forget the stains on your shirt brave warrior!

And so ends the nationwide trial of a tossed salad - wrapped in bread. “It’s a wrap.” said the Judge. “A bum wrap.”, replied the accused.

For here on after November 6 will be known as National Sandwich Day, a date that will live on in appetites forever.

Subway is gonna sell a LOT of sandwiches. “What’s your cheapest, most aerodynamic sandwich?”

Love 💕 the Sandwich Guy!