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my wife (in Borat voice)

some of y’all have internalized sizeism against BAPPIN atheists who look like they were born to sling strudels in a biergarten and it shows 💔

i saw a tiktok about how gaming in childhood is a sign of whiteness and i can't stop thinking about it

Shaggy as a character is Hindu-coded, so you might want to tone down the loathing.

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Fellas, is it sick to do science?

if you love these movies, just admit you hate polyamorous people

I usually try to explain it like this: picture Leon Trotsky as Chappell Roan. Now imagine they're Polish. Doesn't look so much like the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald was caused by clout sharks thirstposting now, does it?

Repeat after me: I am not craftier than Contrapoints. I am not craftier than Jim Varney. I am not craftier than Will Menaker. I am not craftier than the human pet guy. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be craftier than I am.

Stevie Nicks is MurderBryan's Guts.

Parler is inherently freegan.

They made a mess of the story but the casting and, like, literally everything else about it was perfect. And once again I hate Netflix for canceling something I loved.

“Down bad” has intense proxy pro-authoritarian vibes.

Exhibitionism is self-hatred but we're not ready for that conversation.

i saw a tiktok about how Twitch streaming in childhood is a sign of less than adequate nipple distance and i can't stop thinking about it

I will never vote for Taylor Swift.

Anyway, Space Quest III is arguably a Carpathian narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the clout chasing hero a Protestant icon.

im ngl "stonks" is a word that reeks of subtle internalized racism and we should probably expunge it from our vocabularies.

we hit Vyvanse in this web zone

Okay I looked it up. “inshallah” is a bigoted slur against vegetarian folks.

Half Life 3 is better than Sherlock.

You expect demisexuals to care about water scarcity?

justice as a concept is homophobic, heterosexist, and heterosexist.

Agender women who date Buddhist men expose them to agender culture and prima nocta.

we hit coffee in this web zone

Deciding "simp" is a fine thing to say tells me that y'all haven't been petted by your deaf boyfriends and it SHOWS.

Smooth brained bugs in nonfiction have ruined us.

Warfare is the weaponization of censorship

Plural systems would rather live and die in Los Angeles than go to therapy

some of y’all have internalized sizeism against radical kiwis who look like they were copied and pasted from a video game and it shows 🐊