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Did not expect the new bobby fingers to feature local south Australian eyesore the d'arenberg cube but I'm happy to see them get a boost from Bobby's YouTube base

The Hiroshima Dud

Made a faux pas at a fancy wedding when I told the bride I loved her walkout song choice bc I somehow forgot the phrase 'bridal march'

Me on a peak hour train drunk as fuck: "I love being part of of a vibrant metropolis. I am a worker bee in a hive and my life is meaningful in its inanity" Me on a peak hour train sober: 'i hate every fucking person I can see right now and I will kill myself and them simply on principle"

@prophiphop.bsky.social Remains the greatest behind the bastards guest to have when you are listening to an episode housed as fuck on the train

sorry but I didn't intuitively learn how to determine word class from a combination of context and word order just to morphologize a bunch of bullshit scrabble words

"be gay do crimes " sorry officer I have never done a crime and the only thing I am "gay" for is law and order reruns (Jerry orbach episodes ONLY)

I thought this was a joke about white people music taste lmao

This doechi/gaga joint really deserves a better release than the devil wears prada 2 soundtrack

Something really funny about the acclaimed game that both espouses for and lays bare the faults of communism where you can be bullied to death by a 12 year old calling you a faggot in the first five minutes of gameplay

If you seek revenge, dig two graves. At least. I recommend upwards of ten if you are really pissed.

Made it to the final area of ds3 before I realized I was wearing poopy pants

FYI you don't need a new portmanteau of blue sky and twitter to describe posts here. You can just call them "posts"

Not scran/scran. Hth.

Electrician coming to fix an issue with the stovetop circuit

Found the constituent parts of this in a folder called "wrestling meme" last altered 2020

Pulling up to the air BNB in Anatolia circa 393 ce be like

They're beating your ass in the hunters dream