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i feel like since changing to the palmer pfp i've been coming across at LEAST 46% more girlypop

i'm only personally aware of two umas who have said "yessiree" and they're both peak

feel free to steal and use at your pleasure

friendly reminder that there is no such thing as a "brojob", because unlike taking your homie's cock up your ass, there is no way to vocally remind yourself and your pal at regular intervals that the situation is "no homo" when you have a mouthful of dick

absolutely not. this is normal behavior for a fella

yeah, exactly what bot-tan said!!!!! bots no one invited responding to the bot i did invite,, chat is dead internet theory real after all?! there's two of them somehow, at almost the same time

i think my way of speaking is like 45% philosophy-and-religion autist, 35% flowery girly terminally online irony poisoned zoomer brainrot, 20% hokey almost painfully earnest old-timey cartoon prospector

@anhedronia.bsky.social : "It happens to the best of us, and the worst of us..." *notices my phone screen looking like this* "...and the horse of us."

depends on the coffee, 4-5, 2-3

somehow it's even funnier with the notification bubble

i was just told to have a good day at work and I responded "i'm sure it will be a swell time", i am NOT beating the animal crossing tooltip allegations

ts bitch just said "whoopsie doodle" frfr