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Same. Everything backs up as a result.

This is the last infused gummy I will ever eat... Two hours later:

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“less coffee”

yup

Everyone knows you , me everyone can only go two weeks without eating cheese

Why would you even say that?

By the standards of the felon’s regime, yes.

Yes

Cheese is too delicious

Great analogy! [takes another bite out of a block of cheese still half in wrapper]

My Dr. advised me to break up with cheese. I broke up with my Dr.

Exactly......!

You actually say that? I just never stop. I don't promise anything! Especially not with cheese! Good for you!

No that's a cheese-liar

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

...A new year's resolution...?

Ex-actly!

Cheesefire?

The Art of the Fart

a ceasefire is like when Trump sez "I won't cum in your mouth"

"We have a ceasefire. They don't start any fires. We don't start any fires. No fireplaces. No grills. No lighting a match in the bathroom after I'm done. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

Well, maybe. But it's more like when you say you're going to stop eating cheese while your hands and mouth are full of cheese and you're at the cheese store buying more cheese.

A cease fire of Pringles: "Once you pop, you can't stop."

Ceasefires get broken all the time.

Ha!

Or, in my case, "just one more pint and then I'm off".

i wish i could stop eating cheese, but it just always finds its way into my mouth. it isn't my fault that cheese just likes it in there...

Basically… I said I was going to give up wine two weeks ago..

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Consistently the best foreign policy assessments I've seen the last two weeks.

Give it another two weeks.

Or me drinking.

Not quite. You might actually do it. 😃

Put the cheese back please. It's not cheese day.

Its the same sort of ceasefire as in Gaza - people carry on dying , Israel carries on bombing and the media says ' the fragile ceasefire is under pressure '

Much like when I say I’m staying off the beer.

Then have a grilled cheese sandwich.

#LEGOdiss

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Too funny like observing Lent...

Not ever gonna happen!

This is the last Vinegar and salt Pistachio I will eat! Two bags later?

Or me saying no more ice cream.

WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY THAT????

I didn’t stop cheese

This literally made me laugh out loud. Thx.

Omg lmao. I also had a ceasefire with cheese. Everyday

"I never said that mozzarella on pizza was included in the cheese-fire."

If the only one saying there is a ceasefire is the Epstein administration, then there isn't one. They just wanted to announce one to benefit their stock and oil futures trades for a couple of days.

“One last cigarette”

Now you got it!

That would be a cheesefire

But why would you even say that.

A ceasefire sounds a Lot like when I say I won’t Eat cheese anymore. #haiku

No, this cease fire is when you stop eating cheese but your wife doesn’t stop and starts eating even more.

Chocolate.

same, figs.

Malted milk balls here :-/

QtipsANON. so a ceasefire is like when i say i’m going to stop eating cheese. Or someone stops eating Cheesies

Omg you win the interweb

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*snorted out loud because same here.