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What a huckster! Now he's monetizing the war? "Hey, you got a nice shipping business here. Would be a shame if something bad happened to it. Like a war. But I'll tell you what, for a small amount, let's call it an "insurance plan," I can guarantee your ships will get through safely..."

I take it the US Navy will sink any ship whose crew mutinies rather than be forced to run the Missile Gap (formerly the Strait of Hormuz)?

Simply borrow extra money and let the guy in the street pay the interest.

More taxes, less healthcare. 75Million GOP-VOTERS put: Guns, Anti-Tax, Racism, Misogyny, (incl Anti-Abortion), Zionism, Hate, Gluttony, Greed, Sloth, Envy, Lust, Pride (yes, it's a deadly sin), Ahead of the health and future of our (and their own), children, parents, siblings, family, communities.

So your ship might get blown up but we will reimburse you?

And of course we all know he’s too stupid to come up with this shit or write it for that matter!!

The spice must flow!

Trump being Netanyahu lackey is the reason the Strait is a shitshow. Jfc the US president is the least self aware idiot in the world.

No Captain will risk it whether he is insured or not... That is a suicide run but Trump will insure the cargo...

He's destroying the USA and that's probably not a bad thing.

And who's profiting off this I wonder? 🙄

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Insurance for Maritime shipping? How about health insurance for your citizens! Oh, that’s right, you don’t give a damn about them!

Remember to thank your closest MAGA member.

Let’s get this right. You can ‘pay a “reasonable” insurance & US navy will provide safe passage’. This is what outside of the USA you call a - PROTECTION RACKET. Trump is running a protection racket out of the carnage he caused!

Universal health insurance

Otherwise more stolen Oil and money from Venezuela

Maybe if the U.S. installed more alternative power sources, we wouldn’t have to worry about oil. Lol 🙄

what you said.

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JUST F'N DIE ALREADY!

The prez is nuckin' futz. Are people understanding now how his recklessness made him bankrupt famous?

DFC charter provides insurance for US companies, so tRump yet again shows how ignorant he is

sigh. he just reinvented the East India Company

tRump shits...Amerikkkans pay. tRump shits...Amerikkkans pay. tRump shits...Amerikkkans pay. tRump shits...Amerikkkans pay. tRump shits...Amerikkkans pay. And lots of Amerikkkans LOVE it! (Especially the oligarchs, who rule things there now.)

We "Chump" caused all the problems and now he's a great guy because he promises to safeguard our energy? Sounds pretty typical.

Protection racket then.

More grifting from the griftiest grifter ever.

What could go wrong using Navy ships for security in a war zone? #25thAmendmentNow

Sounds like somebody doesn’t know the difference between deterrence and temptation.

Does it come with a $31,0000 deductible?

One more shakedown. For a fee, he is offering to protect ships from the chaos that he created. It's a protection racket.

So, US public, you are going to insure this traffic. If there are losses, you will cover them. If there are no losses, you will be taxes for the goods on arrival. If there is a profit, you get nothing. Thank you for your attention to this.

But he can't guarantee safe passage of Americans out of Arab states that are being bombed by Iran because of an unprovoked war the US started! Just fantastic!!!

Only available to US flagged ships

So the burden will be on the shipping firm, all because Trump decided that he wanted to break international law and bomb Iran. Why doesn't the President simply pay for all loss and damages for all shipping containers passing through this area, if and when they attacked by a hostile?

I just wanted healthcare. 🤬

We should just be starting the free flow on energy from the sun and solar. Get rid of oil dependence now!!!

Can’t feed or house Americans, but sure…

lol come on guys.. trust us..

Tax the fuck outta the rich....then eat them!

He is like Fuhrer Xmas

$423,000 a day for a Supertanker.

Well that's putting our money where his mouth is.

He could just get it from his fake as hell board of peace.

he's such a cheesy villain. you would laugh him off the screen if they tried this shit in a marvel movie.

Have Kushner pay for it with the 10 billion he got from the Saudis!

Meanwhile, the Donald Trump Insurance Company will make billions.

A second job might be hard to find with AI replacing workers! trump and Netanyahu can pay for it since it’s their war, dip into the Bored of Peace funds!

Trump Insurance Inc. underwritten by US taxpayers. A company takes the risk, Trump takes the money, the US taxpayers foot the bill.

There’s already a free flow of energy around the world. It’s called sun and wind.

Um, no one is trusting the demented pedo.

America first my ass.

WTF is " .. political risk insurance .. "?

Any companies with worn out tankers coming to the end of their useful economic life send them to the Gulf if they have an “incident” trump will buy you a new one

Sounds like a steaming pile to me...

Wait. 47 is offering insurance? For a fee? So, if your vessel is damaged or destroyed 47’s insurance will cover your costs? Sounds like his usual business plan. 😉😉

Or follow Dr. Oz’s sage words and start working a year earlier and put off retirement for an extra year

A stretch of water a couple of miles wide (the shipping channels) - mined, buzzing with drones, bracketed with artillery and overwatched by hypersonic missiles. I wish those sailors luck. 😬

I wonder what staffer had to tell him that it isn't spelled Whoremoos.

He didn’t write that… he doesn’t know what half that shit even means…

Are you going to escort the non American ships out of the area too, Donnie? 🤬

FAFO piggy

Nice oil tanker you have there pal, be a shame if anything was to happen to it

Guess we gotta control the panama canal before someone else does. Can't disrupt our shipping. (the opinion of a paranoid USA gov. Not me)

Sounds like a new grift Trump insurance. Guaranteed to get you killed and never pay out.

Grifter’s gotta grift.

It would have been cheaper not to start an illegal war with no planning or thought about consequences.

just to be clear. trump is senile asshole. he did none of this

Now the US military is running a protection racket? JFC.

Can someone compute the true cost of a gallon of gasoline if you allocate all these taypayer funded costs to the purchase price of a gallon? $10+/gallon???

Am sure this tweet will give shipping companies all the peace of mind they need when their oil tankers are ‘floating’ on the bottom of the sea and their crew are all dead.

Two "Shiites" on a Jet Ski, the man on the back, the shooter has an RPG, it's an IRGC KAMIKAZI suicide mission...#1 SST Captain's fear they are practically impossible to STOP until after they have taken their shot!

Wow, he seriously did not think about the possibility of Iran closing the Hormuz straight or is he pretending he didn’t know and is this his 4D chess move to confuse the enemy….🧐🧐🧐🙈

Ah! There it is. I guess it was about oil when I realized there are no leading Republican climate deniers (they're accelerationists). Reports are that we're trying to trigger Armageddon and Christ's return. It's an either/or, though: humanity is doomed.

I suspect the list of exclusions and deductibles with be vast....

Insurance for the shadow fleet?

Hmm… Moving toxic materials through a war zone, said materials being supplied by the ostensible opponent, and using heavily armed targets to escort said toxicity. … and to think: If we had gone full out for renewables and green energy back in 1972. Heck, back in 1922 even.

Just covering the complete failure of American diplomacy. This is a nightmare these people are not qualified

Great, we'll probably lose servicemen & umpteen billion-dollar ships to boot. What an absolute jackass.

All ships? Including Chinese tankers. We will see

Trump needs to foot the bill for this. He caused it.

F this felon

Yet another example of taking credit for solving a problem he created.

Why does he always say thank you for your attention to this matter? He’s the freakin President of the United States!

The best at solving problems of his own creation--at taxpayer expense!

The people running this country are nuts.

too bad he can't order "very reasonably priced" healthcare.

He'll bankrupt USA & blame Biden. All the while GOP congress talking about how "smart" he is.

Will he waive his cut...in the national interest ?

Remind me what is happening in Cuba Mr. Free Flow.

Here is an novel idea, how about you Mr Trump, flip that bill with your billions and your billionaire club! Stop the insanity, please. We hard working Americans are tired of bleeding green for YOU!

99% of them anyway.

But we can't afford Healthcare or food for kids...... assholes :(

WTF??

So, the people of the US will be on the hook to oil executives to pay them back if they lose an oil tanker. Makes sense. After all, the people of the US started this war, didn’t we?????? ??????????????? ???? ?????????

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It sounds pretty dangerous having to fix a problem that your arrogant ignorance caused.

Also sounds like providing targets for surface to sea missiles.

Same as the money the mob extorted from shop owners! Pay us and we will protect you! If you don’t your shop may burn down! You never know! And never be late on the payoff! It’s something like that! I swear he thinks he’s a mob boss untouchable! Where is ELLIOT NESS?

So we can't afford health insurance for Americans, but we can afford to insure foreign ships from Trump's war.

So we get to pay more for oil since that added cost always goes to consumers. Then when this goes badly we'll increase our debt in order to pay out all the insurance claims. While at the same time our service members will be forced to put their lives on the line to defend commercial tankers. Cool!

Deduct it from the $10B he wants the Treasury(really us) to pay him.

We know how the Insurance Companies operate. Better read the fine print that provides excuses for non payment

Mr. Dealmaker never had any intention of Making America Great Again. He’s as corrupt as the day is long and Trumpublicans don’t mind. They’re willing to let their loved ones die for him. He’s found the one “business” he’s able to enrich himself in: the devastation of our country.

Can you say, "Military Industrial Complex?" "Welcome to the United Oligarchy of America. We like a good war."

I thought we were energy independent.

Once again, he is spending taxpayer money without Congressional approval or appropriation.

Don't worry he'll just raise tariffs again.

literal oil baron thief in the whitehouse.

Trump is just a fuck up.

Now the US government is going to provide protection for private corporations directly??????

Sounds like it’s time to mark exempt on our W4 forms on HR website today. Bankrupt this regime

US military escorting trade ships? Seems as if those assets would be more useful defending US bases. Once again, Trump using soldiers as fodder to protect the mess he created which was completely avoidable. This is on you, MAGA! Your pedo hero is a failure.

He is currently asking Congress for 50 billion more to pay for this war that he didn’t get Congress’s permission to start.Smh

It’s just like “protection” the mob offers.

I know it’s irrelevant and unimportant in the scheme of things, but who the fuck is he always thanking for their “attention to this matter”? STFU asshole!

Makes you wonder if trump started a war just to sell insurance.

They never talk the truth, i don’t know. Of the top of my head how this is going to be used to embezzle more tax dollars but I’m sure it will

Nah… we’re just going to foist all that debt onto our children and grandchildren and great grandchildren unless and until our entire economy collapses.

This is how he bankrupted multiple casinos

Is that rash on his neck and shoulder not a hand print from the grim reaper? I was hoping it was.

And get used to eating liver instead of even ground beef.

We are going to lose a USN warship.

All the dictator has done for 13 months is make billionaires trillionaires and put us all at risk and profit off our suffering. Depose the fascist regime now. Trump is a dictator. MAGA are Nazis. Ice is the Gestapo. The only words I want to hear from dems/gop is depose the baby raper dictator now.

I'm relieved, the great negotiator will get us thru this. Just like he did with the tariffs. Oh. ......Wait😅🤣😂

@rbreich.bsky.social

So he thinks bribing ppl With a discount- while screwing the American Tax payer of course- Will get countries on our side when we start WW3 against- (we've already started a war against Venezuela, now Iran. Next would be Russia but Trump is Putin's bitch so that won't happen so) -China EU choose

How many hundreds of billions has this Iran war cost the US taxpayer?

Donnie's entered into the Fred late-dementia stage of his 'presidency'. If you're not going to 25 him, at least take the fucking Football away from him.

"Donnie's gone bye bye, Ray."

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Literally giving money to people willing to see tankers full of oil set ablaze. Why take the long way round? Just empty one of the Federal Reserve Banks and burn all of their cash on the street.

Citizens like the military are expendable cost centers to this orange moron, whereas oil makes money... Money must flow.

Warmongers being Warmongers.

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Solar panels also work. 🙄

Someone please take the fucking trash out!!!

Nobody saw this coming? How remiss of them Wasn't this one of the reasons Iran was not attacked by any of the previous US Presidents before? Oh and: these convoys: how are they to be protected from those fast dingy kamikaze attacks?

Or stop working until this prick is gone. South Korea his arse.

When it says energy he means OIL

Is Lloyd's taking on that risk? Premiums are gonna be steeeepp

How many US military leaders (esp. Navy) just slapped their forehead?

But heaven forbid that renewable, alternative energy development receive even one penny of government subsidies.

He spends money we don't have. No wonder his businesses go bankrupt.

Sooooo US tax payers are making sure… CHINA ? Gets oil? 60% of US oil comes from Canada - a reliable source… what is this guy doing?

What would be even more expensive is when the Republican Guards start sinking our Navy escorts. The tankers aren't going to budge, though -- they're not about to turn into floating 4-alarm fires, not even if TFG stomps his widdle feet about it. Their insurance said no, and they mean NO.

Not gonna help the soon to be $3.50+ gas prices. Per barrel Oil will be over $100 before Memorial Day.

AbsoFuckingLutely do the escort thing. I want to see what Navy captain is ready to sacrifice his crew and his boat for some insured oil tanker. And I want to see which admiral is fucking cowardly enough to order said sacrifice and not resign first and tell the 🍊💩 to FUCK OFF!

No doubt the contract will be awarded to someone in his family or cabinet with ties to the insurance industry - fucking felon.

Now we’re running a protection racket?

Gee, I wonder if many U. S. Citizens might be interested in reasonably priced insurance as well.

Can he part the sea and solve world hunger?

This is what it looks like when you let the uber religious run the world.

Wow

And who the F started all of this nonsense? If Felon 47 had gone to Congress in the first place, then maybe we wouldn't be facing a freaking World War again. Somebody come to their senses and remove him from office one way or another, since we have Impeachment or the 25th amendment. Wake the F up!!!

You never saw a tanker full of solar or wind energy needing protecting.

The oil companies now get free, military escort service. Will those companies be asked to pay for this service. Will billionaires be asked to pay higher taxes? Why do I waste my time with these questions.

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He is selling pirate insurance now?

So the taxpayer is covering the losses.

Sooo much socialism.

No way insurers will go for that.

Sounds like it's time for some independent armies to blow up some middle eastern oil.

Dude, ever hear of Lloyd’s and why the fuck should we have to pay for it.

It would be easier and cheaper to rebuild the National Mall after Iran eviscerates DC. At least, I would think it would be.

And you know it's going to end badly.

If it helps his rich friends….

So either way GAS ⛽️ will be more expensive? Insurance premiums and War what a combo!

Trumpty insurance, we guarantee to collect premiums, but never pay a claim. Shipping made easy. Like a good neighbor trump insurance is there.

So now he’s selling insurance (mob style) to protect the very shipping lanes his WAR has created. The shakedowns are widespread!

When does the average American get a break? No DOGE check. No tariff check. No 10% cap on credit card interest. No elimination of taxes on Social Security. It's almost like you lied to us just to get elected.

You have to pay the vig

The words ‘reasonable price’. Most navies do it free.

He is such a dumb ass

What good is insurance when Mariners are killed?

He thinks attacks won't take place if a US Naval vessel escorting. He's a fool.

Best free mercenary force for oil companies that my money can buy.

With what money?

Why do this when you had announced that everything in Iran was gone?

Maybe try getting Americans to safety first!!!!

Too bad he doesn't care if the entire nation hates his criminal guts. His enablers are going to pay big time and cannot be pardoned from state or international criminal charges. lock the lying fascist bigoted thieving crooks up!

That's why USAID got cancelled. DOGE was making room for $ for bombs.

WOW, leave it to Trump to figure a way to charge other countries for the clean up of the WAR he started! Fucking CON MAN!

It makes it easy for any of the many enemies of the US to bankrupt America by having America to underwrite sitting ducks in hostile waters. A $500 drone can cause millions in damage

I just wonder who will profit off this. Shipping companies, oil companies...etc will now collect insurance $$ for late arrival??

It’s pure unadulterated balderdash. Trump’s insurance guarantee is a lie, just like everything else he does. He’ll renege on this and tell companies looking to be paid to fuck off, just like he screwed over others looking to be paid etc 😔

This is why he has declared Bankruptcy six times before. He does not care about being financially responsible. Let the creditors foot the bill.

Trump, every one in his admin and every military leader telling the troops Trump was anointed by Jesus to start Armageddon needs to be round up and thrown in jail for the rest of their lives - preferably in Guantanamo Bay!

Maybe some dynamic pricing on that?

Where's DOGE approval when you need it? Surely they'd see how much Trump's War on Iran is going to add to the deficit and discourage it, right? Or did I miss the memo and Trump doesn't care about decreasing the deficit anymore? Not that he really cared about it to start with. Another ruse.

Sounds almost intelligent, which is a crystal clear indication that Jabba did not write it.

What a time to have pulling the insurance strings a terrible businessman who was drummed out of NYC’s real estate scene because of reputational risk