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Republicans trying to grandstand in 2026 makes me want to throw up. You are the party of pedophile-protecting, world war starting, gas prices raising, ballroom-obsessed criminals. Kindly shut the fuck up.

#MAGACultMorons always blame someone else. F*ck rand paul

Rand Paul doesn't belong in the Senate. He belongs in a Montana cabin writing manifestos on the insides of ripped open Slim Jim boxes.

Tonight, I was given such a gift from the man who’s dog I’m watching. He said in a text that his next roommate would need to be someone he trusts as much as me. My whole self is overwhelmed by how deeply moving that was to hear. - I’ve struggled to be trustworthy for years. Then, I got sober. ❤️

Kander: Here's why they want to talk about Fauci so badly right now. The Epstein files, and another is they're just not doing very well politically, and this is something that can get their base charged up again. It's sort of like in a marriage that's failing, "Ah, you remember our honeymoon?"

Senator John McCain warned us about Rand Paul when he said, “The senator from Kentucky is now working for Vladimir Putin.”

I'm old enough to remember when polio put my friends into iron lungs. We dutifully lined up at school to get vaccinated. We eradicated the disease. We protected the common good and saved lives. What RFK Jr. is doing to public health in America is a disgrace.

Things are so bad for Republicans right now that they’re now like, “Okay, but remember the pandemic?”

The 6 largest oil companies will collectively rake in $45B in profits in the second quarter of 2026 — nearly double what they made in the first quarter. Meanwhile, Canada, France, and Spain are battling record-breaking wildfires spurred by the climate crisis. Big Oil profits while the world burns.

“Many, many people died of Covid after I left office because while I was in office I let it rage throughout the population with my lies, neglect, and incompetence! Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

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The US and Iran are back to shooting at each other again today. Iran targeting all the US bases in the area and the US trying to hit anywhere in Iran. Donny’s war is a clusterfuck that is costing the US people a shit ton of money and the world higher gas prices. - Still no health care for the US.

Sorry America. You don't deserve friends.

By the way Mitch McConnell voted against paid leave many many times

No surprise here.

I see what you did there.

Clarence always has a place in Texas.

Sleepy Don dozing off again in public in the middle of the afternoon at Lindsey’s service.

Waiting for the big one

Jordan easily number 1. Kobe 2. At least there are no mountains from NYC to Philly.