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They lobotomized the wrong Kennedy.

He's a moron. He's always been a moron. You're a moron for voting for him.

Donald Trump has a type: his daughter.

"I probably was abused more than anybody in the history of our country." - Donald Trump, the biggest crybaby in the history of our country

FACT: Donald Trump is terrible at everything and Dr. Fauci was the only thing keeping him from killing more of you MAGA dumbfucks.

The January 6 rioters are a patriot's idea of traitors and a traitor's idea of patriots.

It should come as no surprise that these idiots don't understand vaccines.

Donald Trump pleaded the Fifth. Eric Trump pleaded the Fifth. Roger Stone, Michael Flynn, and Alex Jones pleaded the Fifth. Thirty-four January 6th "patriots" pleaded the Fifth. Republicans love the Fifth Amendment so much, the Second Amendment is jealous.

Ron and Rand Paul prove the genetic theory that asshole is not only hereditary, it's a dominant trait.

Rand Paul doesn't belong in the Senate. He belongs in a Montana cabin writing manifestos on the insides of ripped open Slim Jim boxes.

Today's Republican Party is almost completely defined by its willingness to pretend Donald Trump isn't doing shit he is obviously doing.

No medical or technological breakthroughs have ever been achieved using conspiracy theories, which is why Rand Paul is a Republican politician and not a scientist.

Stop posting insane bullshit at 2 a.m. and maybe you'll be able to stay awake during a friend's funeral, you greasy fuck.

Putin: "I'm giving Iran military intelligence so they can target U.S. troops. Is that okay with you, bitch?"

Dr. Fauci: "Get vaccinated." Republicans: "No." Dr. Fauci: "Wear masks." Republicans: "No." Dr. Fauci: "Socially distance." Republicans: "No." (A million-plus Americans die from COVID.) Republicans: "Prosecute Fauci!"

The same people who think the moon landing was faked think this is real.

Of all the people who are no Jack Kennedy, Donald Trump is no Jack Kennedy the most.

Donald Trump hates reporters because they combine his two least favorite things: facts and reading.

For such a horrible stand-up comedian, Donald Trump sure is a shitty president.

In a reversal of his attempts to rename institutions and places after himself, Donald Trump has directed the Department of the Interior to change the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden's Fault.