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A $100 bill has more right to exist than a person with $99.99

If the manager of a Walmart Super Center dies, they appoint their sister to be store manager in their stead

The Democrats could just run Obama as a counter.

Maybe my grandpa really did want to live as independently as possible "as long as possible" well past resonably safe to do so, and die catastrophically. But I was like, "no grandpa, no."

Spoiler, he's not that good of a hard drive

How would you have pizza if at the same time it was necessary to be asleep

The HOA sent the Faceless Men to measure our lawn. Their tools of measurement have no markings which is fine because they have no eyes. They giggled, though we know not how, signifying code compliance and The Ice Cream man collected them. His truck played Fuck The Pain Away by Peaches. Great song.

Had their lives taken during a cease fire is being on home base now

I doubt this dinner will happen again in the next 3 years. 😅

Or are still arguing details

Even if it was, and sometimes is.

They can never have quadruple unstoppable missiles.

He just made me open both doors like he doesn't know... what us with Mr. Needy tonight. "Help me time my shoe dad."

We have an interior cat door and an exterior cat door, they are identical, the cats... can do one, but are completely unable to figure out the other. They are identical, except color. Does this identical cat door remind you of anything?

The financial terror pendulum swings with a hand at all times changing the length so as to enrich the hand

Terrible financial warfare is not a good look for anyone. That's rude guys.

No matter how much you like the richest guy on your team, he's going to say something that will make you want to quit the team - and you should immediately quit That might be something like "that person has the wrong skill color to play a fictional role of a sci-fi queen" Tell your guy to stop plz

When they put on plays for some years, having all the actors be dudes-only was considered super cool a monster, by nature, is completely improvised in the mind, as they don't physically exist - so lots of flexibility on like what powers it has etc, or IDK. HOW IT LOOKS??!!! We afford monsters more

To some folks, the Odesey is the oldest story ever written. Imagine thinking human history started there or at this was "a very old story" ... um... We have literally not left that narrative behind yet... It's still the go to story.. um ..nobody stopped telling it, and nobody knows who started it

If you replace all the nouns in the Odesey with your choice, you can write every story ever written Not every story is possible, but for sure, all the ones written so far are possible. The Odesey was the last story ever written so far.